Clappy's Quotes Login Page

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This site was created, as you can read below to store some quotes from my days at Utica College. I have since graduated losing my privledges on the servers there, and have had opportunity to redo the programming of the original quotes page in a bigger, better, and much improved version. I still am providing the bulk of what is now called "the old quotes page" here. The only difference now from when it was fully functional is that no new quotes or comments may be posted. I hope you enjoy reading over these old quotes, and I hope you get a chance to check out the new quotes page and maybe even be able to contribute to it.


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POSTING RULES:

  This board is intended to record the funny moments of my last year at good 'ol UC (and recently has been reactivated for the period of time in which I work here full-time also). For this to go well I have to set some rules that I trust you, as my very best of friends, will follow.
  1. Please only funny stuff. It should be funny to anyone (some additional explaination may be needed). You have to use your own best judgement for this. Meaning if only 3 people are going to understand it, like an inside joke or a very specific cultural thing (i.e. D&D, online movies that not everyone has seen, etc.).
  2. Please no movie quotes. As I said this is intended for historical sake, I want to know what my peeps said not movie characters (most of which I havent seen or don't remember).
  3. There is a proper format for posting.

    If it is a single quote said by one person simply type the quote in the space provided and choose their name from the drop down list. If there name is not in the list click the "add name to list" link. (fairly self explainatory aint it). It is up to you how the quote itself is formatted, use quote marks, dashes, etc.

    For a multiple person quote choose the LAST persons name from the drop down list. Others should be listed as
    "quote1" - name,
    "quote2" - name,
    etc. If you wish you can type
    at the end of a line or after a persons name to force the next quote to be on the next line in the quotes page. I ask for this because generally the last thing said is what makes all of the quotes funny. And second because this groups them together making much more sense than three quotes in a row which may or may not be related.
  4. This is not a competition, do not post only to add to your or anyone elses score. I have the statistics only to show that I am First. (hehehe). No really, I gave it an order just for reference.
  5. Please provide a description of the quote if needed. Do this by clicking the Add Comment link next to the quote. This way it is easier to remember why the quote is funny.
  6. There used to be an anonymous account on here but that was no good because I couldn't go to the poster and find out the story behind the quote. So if you want a login to the site and I deem you worthy you shall have one. Email me at mclapsadl@excite.com requesting one. State your name and the desired password.
  7. Only I, Clapsadl, can disobey these rules competely, so screw you. Make your own damn quote site if you don't like the rules.
That is all, thank you. Happy posting.
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