Old Quotes Page

As you get older politics becomes more interesting than sex. - Emmert.
Professor
Friday November 14 2003 14:42:10 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I'm a tomboy with boobs!!!!!!!!
Jen
Friday November 14 2003 13:51:58 Posted by: Arielle Add Comment | View Comments

Hey he likes me, or maybe he saw you take off your pants.
Christina
Sunday November 9 2003 2:50:23 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

People your own age are over rated.
Clapsadl
Sunday November 9 2003 0:39:53 Posted by: Bonnie Add Comment | View Comments

You can just bite it off - Clapsadl
Hopefully you're not in that much of a hurry!
Bonnie
Saturday November 8 2003 23:17:14 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

If they aren't too jammed up I can get them out.
Corinn
Wednesday November 5 2003 10:33:52 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Yes Christina, I dream about you all the time...I call them nightmares. ~Danilowicz
Professor
Tuesday November 4 2003 0:42:06 Posted by: Christina Add Comment | View Comments

The Tekes will make you find really difficult things...Like a red condom. ~ Clapsadl
Wait, I've got a few of those!
Christina
Tuesday November 4 2003 0:29:00 Posted by: Christina Add Comment | View Comments

Do you know how big his hard drive is?
Bonnie
Tuesday November 4 2003 0:07:44 Posted by: Christina Add Comment | View Comments

I know I'm weird...But she's fucked up!
Bonnie
Monday November 3 2003 23:44:27 Posted by: Christina Add Comment | View Comments

The only problem is...Is that he is SO BIG!
Bonnie
Friday October 31 2003 22:56:05 Posted by: Christina Add Comment | View Comments

I didn't realize I was hugging the condoms.
Christina
Friday October 31 2003 22:42:42 Posted by: Bonnie Add Comment | View Comments

I worked at this place once... And it was really bad... they hired me really young but it was okay because I really needed the money.
Bonnie
Friday October 31 2003 18:40:56 Posted by: Christina Add Comment | View Comments

Why would anyone stalk me?- Clapsadl
Cause you got the magic stick.
Ashanna
Friday October 31 2003 17:16:20 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I'm proud to be an American. Catholic school girls are beating people up.
Lauren
Friday October 31 2003 11:44:36 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

You talk with your hands, I talk with my face.
Clapsadl
Wednesday October 29 2003 16:53:29 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

It would be like "What would you do for a Klondike bar? Give an ant cocaine?"
Cat
Wednesday October 29 2003 2:21:54 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I'm so upset that my gay profesor isn't gay, cause...he is. He talks likes hes gay, walks like hes gay. If it looks like a duck and talks like a duck it must be gay.
Cat
Wednesday October 29 2003 1:58:00 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

What would happen if you gave an ant some coke. Snort it up that antenna.
Cat
Wednesday October 29 2003 1:55:23 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Shotguns, that's one way to keep the stupid from reproducing. Just think about it, the world if I ran it.
Cat
Wednesday October 29 2003 1:15:17 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Hes 13 now. Granted, she sucked him when he was 12.
Cat
Wednesday October 29 2003 1:08:44 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Thats what you can be for Halloween! Be a hooker, make some real money!
Cat
Wednesday October 29 2003 1:06:53 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

You're performing plastic surgery on your pumpkin!!!!!!!!
Arielle
Tuesday October 28 2003 22:27:06 Posted by: Arielle Add Comment | View Comments

I pick up the stalkers. And it doesn't make me feel any better that I was hit on three times this week by three different girls. I tell you I'm one girl magnet. I need to start wearing an "I like Dick" button.
Bonnie
Sunday October 26 2003 14:06:26 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I've been productive today - Clapsadl
Do you want to be reproductive?
Christina
Sunday October 26 2003 1:55:13 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

You're my hero Clapsadl, even if you do wear makeup.
Corinn
Thursday October 23 2003 22:07:33 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I ran into her in the hall the other day, and when I say ran into I mean had sex with.
Anonymous
Sunday October 19 2003 21:53:12 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Utica College is like unprotected sex. Glad you got in but sorry you came.
Arielle
Sunday October 19 2003 16:33:24 Posted by: Arielle Add Comment | View Comments

"So Christina...Have you ever considered a career as a Phone Sex Operator?"
Clapsadl
Friday October 17 2003 21:38:59 Posted by: Christina Add Comment | View Comments

"You better be able to have sex with your script"
Marijean
Thursday October 16 2003 0:06:24 Posted by: Laura Add Comment | View Comments

You can burn witches and spank virgins.
Kay
Friday October 10 2003 20:18:30 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Does that make you a redbilly or a hillneck?
Clapsadl
Friday October 10 2003 20:18:00 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

My foot just had an orgasm, now I have to change my socks!
Clapsadl
Thursday October 9 2003 3:50:21 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

The only thing a man can elevate is his dick!!!!!!
Mozart
Sunday October 5 2003 15:47:59 Posted by: Arielle Add Comment | View Comments

I'm Sporaticus!
Christina
Monday September 29 2003 21:52:49 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

If I minded I wouldnt let you do things to me. (said to Jen).
Arielle
Monday September 22 2003 19:21:10 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I'll try not to turn you on so much from now on.
Clapsadl
Sunday September 21 2003 3:23:24 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Hahaha it's kinda ironic that I am saying 'awe' to u...as I read about you blowing yer load.
Christina
Sunday September 21 2003 2:23:13 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I'm always huggy, with my hands
Andrea
Saturday September 20 2003 2:27:16 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I love the helmet, I love the helmet, keep it.
Corinn
Saturday September 20 2003 2:22:42 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

If you want to hit your head hard I can do that.
Andrea
Saturday September 20 2003 2:21:29 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Ask your partner what happened
Corinn
Saturday September 20 2003 2:14:44 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I'll whip one out in a minute or two.
Eric Lorraine
Friday September 19 2003 23:49:45 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

*Tim singing off key*
"Tim, stay in college!" ~ Mark (The R.D.)
"Stay in college? I know I can't sing, but I can always make it as a prostitute." ~ Tim
"OK...But you don't want to be getting a job over at the Train Station!" ~ Mark
*Christina collapses to the floor with uncontrollable laughter*
Christina
Thursday September 18 2003 22:32:01 Posted by: Christina Add Comment | View Comments

The hickey is engulfing his neck. He looks like a leper!
Christina
Thursday September 18 2003 2:01:32 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I'm compact - Christina
I'm a bit larger - Clapsadl
Oh Really! *raises eyebrow*
Christina
Thursday September 18 2003 1:03:26 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Wake me when we're done.
Christina
Thursday September 18 2003 1:00:33 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

You turn on the pink mood lights and everything gets better.
Corinn
Sunday September 14 2003 1:47:04 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Like it would be better if it was wet when it went in there.
Andrea
Saturday September 13 2003 23:53:12 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I like to lay here and let her do all the work.
Jen
Monday September 8 2003 22:20:56 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Arielle...rub me!
Jen
Monday September 8 2003 22:11:47 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

She's the whipper, not the whipee!
Arielle
Monday September 8 2003 19:14:53 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Thinking of blow job guy will make you feel better.
Tammy
Saturday September 6 2003 1:25:04 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Ass crack pictures are not pretty.
Arielle
Friday September 5 2003 13:36:02 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I want to give you a hug but I'm really dirty.
Christina
Thursday September 4 2003 11:15:07 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

That sounds like some weird anal lube.
Del
Saturday April 3 2004 21:42:10 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

We're coming to disinfect you.
Clapsadl
Saturday April 3 2004 16:36:39 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

The roommate of my sexual predator just walked by.
Christina
Saturday April 3 2004 16:28:14 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I am a clean little girl in all aspects of life.
Corinn
Monday September 1 2003 10:49:06 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

By the time you graduate your circles look like saturn on uranus.
Corinn
Tuesday August 12 2003 22:34:47 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Why talk about women, we won't understand them, so its better to talk about something we understand [like computers].
Erik
Wednesday July 30 2003 21:58:53 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Im trying to make the people that feel worthless feel better and the people that feel like they are everything, feel worse.
Corinn
Wednesday July 9 2003 16:30:37 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

All the balls keep coming to me.
Clapsadl
Sunday May 18 2003 8:25:15 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I got a hole in one - Arielle
Wanna try again?
Erik
Sunday May 18 2003 8:24:53 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I got another hand for a reason.
Erik
Sunday May 18 2003 8:24:28 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Can someone explain the fucked up tortise?
Clapsadl
Sunday May 18 2003 8:24:07 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Goodbye, oh Jesus, what are you doing down my throat!
Jessie
Sunday May 18 2003 8:23:41 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

That tastes like my ass.
Jessica Davies
Sunday May 18 2003 8:23:10 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

No rubbing I'll have to change my pants.
Arielle
Sunday May 18 2003 8:22:49 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I squeezed it too hard and it came out in puddles.
Arielle
Sunday May 18 2003 8:22:22 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I'm going to enjoy myself and play with balls.
Arielle
Sunday May 18 2003 8:21:32 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I wouldnt mind if a banana attacked me.
Arielle
Sunday May 18 2003 8:21:10 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

See see see - Skye
What is this sex in spanish?
Clapsadl
Sunday May 18 2003 8:20:48 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I have balls in my pants - Jen
Well I have three tits.
Arielle
Sunday May 18 2003 8:20:17 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

You get sloppy seconds and you cheer?
Jessie
Sunday May 18 2003 8:19:35 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I'm just sitting here contemplating why you're pondering why dachsunds wobble.
Clapsadl
Sunday May 18 2003 8:19:21 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I think you have a lot of sex and just don't tell anyone about it, that's why you're so thin
Arielle
Sunday May 18 2003 8:18:34 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Never, I will fight to the death....and I'll enjoy every minute of it.
Aaron 2
Sunday May 18 2003 8:17:24 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Drink, need a drink, need a drink, need a drink-o
Daylight come and it's almost gone
Drink..need a drink, need a drink, need a drink-o
Noontime come and we need some more
Hey mister liquor man, hand over you Smirnoff
Nightime come and I'm on the floor.
Drink..need a drink, need a drink, need a drink-o
My college years spent and me not know.
Cat
Sunday May 18 2003 2:16:56 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I'm going to miss Jessie's boobs.
Lil Erin
Sunday May 18 2003 0:53:39 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I had to swallow. It took me a minute.
Jessie
Sunday May 18 2003 0:38:41 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Your story is way better than mine cause you're includes lesbian action
Jessie
Friday May 16 2003 22:14:25 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

"WE FEEL YOUR PRESENCE CLAPPY, ITS JUST NOT HARD ENOUGH!"
Jessie
Friday May 16 2003 17:17:10 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I'll bury him face up.
Jen
Friday May 16 2003 17:15:58 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Fast, slow?, sit or stand?, good or bad? - Jen
These are questions you ask before sex not dinner.
Jessie
Friday May 16 2003 17:14:24 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Hello left nipple, hello they said back.
Jessie
Friday May 16 2003 17:11:52 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I would have been like Tahboobooboo. Cause you need to have some vowels in there.
Clapsadl
Wednesday May 14 2003 23:42:11 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

They randomly pull a card out of a hat.- Clapsadl
Mark's ass, actually.
Krista
Wednesday May 14 2003 23:39:21 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I always get the nonsense fucking word.
Clapsadl
Wednesday May 14 2003 23:25:59 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Get your fucking ears cleaned out. I did not say broccoli lube.
Clapsadl
Wednesday May 14 2003 23:15:25 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Everything in the room is in my face.
Erik
Wednesday May 14 2003 23:14:07 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

You're going down bitch.- Krista
Probably, yes.
Jen
Wednesday May 14 2003 23:00:46 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Me and dogs. It just works.
Jen
Wednesday May 14 2003 23:00:06 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Bad geek....don't overthink things.
Clapsadl
Wednesday May 14 2003 22:47:39 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Who in this room, thinks I was gay? (Jen raised hand) I was waiting for that.
Clapsadl
Wednesday May 14 2003 22:38:35 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I can wear gary.
Clapsadl
Wednesday May 14 2003 22:37:56 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

If he has a hard drive and no ram, I'm sorry Sherry.- Jessie
It's better than a floppy drive and no ram.
Clapsadl
Wednesday May 14 2003 22:37:20 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I've never been so denied in my life
Jessie
Wednesday May 14 2003 22:28:52 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I can drive with both legs- Clapsadl
It's what he does with the third leg that's the trick
Jessie
Wednesday May 14 2003 22:26:54 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

(Reading) "Don't breate vapors", sniff sniff.
Skye
Wednesday May 14 2003 20:43:09 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

He is scared of boobies and stuff like that.
Liz
Wednesday May 14 2003 18:56:55 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

So you were raped by two gay men! - Clapsadl
No I was only raped by one, the other I raped.
Liz
Wednesday May 14 2003 18:53:55 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Don't joke about that...you can't compare my pain to guacamole.
Adam
Wednesday May 14 2003 17:14:24 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

It's like the mass murderer. After the first one, what do you get? Freebies.- Orlin
Professor
Wednesday May 14 2003 17:09:46 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Good guys do creepy things also.- MacDonell
Professor
Wednesday May 14 2003 17:09:09 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

You could be like Wolverine and shoot your toenails out of your shoes.
Jessie
Wednesday May 14 2003 1:21:51 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Come over, come over, play with my thingy
Jessie
Wednesday May 14 2003 1:07:33 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Quick someone fornicate on the table
Jessie
Wednesday May 14 2003 1:06:43 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I'm not shady, the company I work for is shady.
Erik
Wednesday May 14 2003 1:06:23 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

My floor doesn't smell that bad. - Jesse
When was the last time you slept on it?
Aaron
Wednesday May 14 2003 1:01:51 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Nipples, blowjobs, whats the difference.
Clapsadl
Wednesday May 14 2003 1:00:54 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Golds definition of retardation, I don't care they are fucking slow!
Patty
Wednesday May 14 2003 1:00:16 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I get to get beat up by lil old Chinese men.
Aaron
Wednesday May 14 2003 0:50:55 Posted by: Lil Erin Add Comment | View Comments

How am I supposed to kill people if I can't get my hands on an assault rifle?
Eric Lorraine
Tuesday May 13 2003 17:33:30 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

She better stop or I'll write a song about it, that's my new threat!
Jessie
Monday May 12 2003 23:53:28 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I just realized the name of the hospital over there
"slow cum dick son". Thats fucked up!
Jessie
Monday May 12 2003 23:00:33 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I wear a blue collar and blue pants, that makes me gay.
Eric Lorraine
Monday May 12 2003 18:56:26 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Uticans are the greasiest people on the planet. You'd think it was the greeks but no its the Uticans.
Eric Lorraine
Monday May 12 2003 18:50:23 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Theres blowjob all over the place, now I gotta clean the mirror.
Clapsadl
Monday May 12 2003 15:46:33 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Look at the ones and zeros on her!
Scott
Monday May 12 2003 13:45:24 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I wasnt gonna stand here naked with one crutch.
Jessie
Monday May 12 2003 1:29:31 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

You wouldn't want your college students getting tired of the alocholic drinking devices you can get in the bookstore, because that's the only thing they buy.
Krista
Monday May 12 2003 1:15:05 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Pliable peni, that's always good.
Clapsadl
Monday May 12 2003 0:21:55 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Somehow I can see midget masterbation
Krista
Sunday May 11 2003 23:30:57 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Orange juice is healthy, its full of vitamins and minerals and Peach Shnapps.
Clapsadl
Sunday May 11 2003 23:30:00 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

You can't fuck around, and I'm the queen of fucking around.
Krista
Sunday May 11 2003 22:19:59 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

It was like a pretty gay puke rainbow.
Clapsadl
Sunday May 11 2003 22:11:50 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

For every stupid thing I've said, you've said two.
Krista
Sunday May 11 2003 21:26:14 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I think I have senioritis.- Arielle
You're not allowed to have senioritis. That's just laziness/boredom.
Krista
Sunday May 11 2003 21:25:24 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

What was that? Baby porn?
Krista
Sunday May 11 2003 19:50:42 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Del looks like he's good at blowing things.
Clapsadl
Sunday May 11 2003 19:50:09 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Now I have slivers in my ass and bubble jizz in my mouth. That aint cool.
Jessie
Sunday May 11 2003 19:49:10 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

It's hard for me to be a midget.
Clapsadl
Sunday May 11 2003 19:48:05 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

You can't tell that story without me on my knees.
Jessie
Sunday May 11 2003 19:47:34 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

When we're living together, you have to do that sound in your own room.
Skye
Sunday May 11 2003 19:46:58 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Boy. No, not that one. That's the blonde bisexual
Krista
Sunday May 11 2003 19:46:10 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

You and Clapsadl are going to do my ding dings!
Jessie
Sunday May 11 2003 19:45:03 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

You can move over if you want.- Laura
Then I'd have to straddle things.- Clapsadl
That never bothered you before.
Laura
Sunday May 11 2003 19:44:09 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Don't wase the Pepsi. Dump the cheap soda on him.
Krista
Sunday May 11 2003 19:40:23 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I can't help it. I was skipping merrily through the demented theme park that is her mind.
Krista
Sunday May 11 2003 19:39:36 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Why is Vanna White modeling the macaroni salad?
Jessie
Sunday May 11 2003 19:38:37 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Oh, you're a sphere now. I thought you were a midget.
Clapsadl
Sunday May 11 2003 19:38:00 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Please stop pimping your fiance
Krista
Sunday May 11 2003 19:37:19 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I love watching midgets flirt.
Jessie
Sunday May 11 2003 19:36:49 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

ROY G BIV does not mean eat shit.
Jessie
Sunday May 11 2003 19:36:22 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

It's the Clapsadl mating dance.
Krista
Sunday May 11 2003 19:35:48 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Maybe I should take down my posters of strapless guys.
Radu
Sunday May 11 2003 19:35:22 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I'm the lead gay tiger squishy pants.....what?
Jessie
Sunday May 11 2003 19:34:24 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I remember when I was going through my big porn kick in highschool.
Erik
Sunday May 11 2003 19:33:37 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I could, are you willing to buy? I do anything for money.
Clapsadl
Sunday May 11 2003 19:32:53 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

You've been attacked by the lesbian tiger.
Clapsadl
Sunday May 11 2003 19:32:11 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I'm a good girl. I'd never put marijuana in pot.
Jessie
Sunday May 11 2003 19:31:39 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

If you eat enough special brownies can you go to the special olympics?
Jessie
Sunday May 11 2003 19:31:06 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I'd have to have a sex change first. I'd be saving all my money for that.
Jessie
Sunday May 11 2003 19:30:17 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Ow. I just stepped on my own foot.
Cat
Sunday May 11 2003 19:29:38 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Dude, we were watching whale porn.
Jessie
Sunday May 11 2003 19:28:59 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I'll attach a big fucking pole to her head and wait until she gets fried
Jessie
Sunday May 11 2003 13:13:35 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

If she's gonna be a bitch I'll take her outside and kick her ass with the good leg.
Jessie
Sunday May 11 2003 13:13:11 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I was thinking small, but then our boobs are big
Jessie
Sunday May 11 2003 13:01:24 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

"What is wrong with my ankle?" - Jessie "Well for starters it is sprained and you have a schnapps and carrots on it."
Clapsadl
Sunday May 11 2003 3:17:11 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Naked drunk people are pretty slippery!
Clapsadl
Sunday May 11 2003 2:01:40 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

It would be like a pair of pantyhose but smaller.
Jeremy
Sunday May 11 2003 1:41:24 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Ride the plastic pony
Clapsadl
Sunday May 11 2003 0:57:59 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

These aren't even my underwear!
Jessie
Saturday May 10 2003 23:22:03 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I over estimated my mouth capacity.
Jessie
Saturday May 10 2003 22:55:35 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

You have officially graduated from woman to goddess.
Wayne
Saturday May 10 2003 7:56:49 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Sleep is for the weak. The weak must be killed and eaten.
Krista
Saturday May 10 2003 7:50:54 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Then God damnit Bob, I want to be flawed.
Jason
Saturday May 10 2003 0:19:59 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

We're Catholic. Our God is a vengeful God.
Jason
Saturday May 10 2003 0:19:26 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

"Dude we're watching whale porn"
Jessie
Saturday May 10 2003 0:00:57 Posted by: Lil Erin Add Comment | View Comments

"He got tied up in his penis"
Cat
Friday May 9 2003 23:59:39 Posted by: Lil Erin Add Comment | View Comments

Doctors call it stress, Jessie calls it an excuse to smoke mari-juana.
Jessie
Friday May 9 2003 22:54:14 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

OOOW sacrifice the body for the humor!
Jessie
Friday May 9 2003 22:42:08 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I'd rather have one big one than a bunch of little small ones.
Jessie
Friday May 9 2003 22:07:22 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Its general anxiety - Del
Thats almost as good as General Tsos Chicken
Clapsadl
Friday May 9 2003 15:15:35 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Well we know that electricity doesn't improve brain function.
Del
Friday May 9 2003 15:14:32 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I'll remember the beginning of college and the end of college but the middle is just bullshit. Just like most of my papers!
Clapsadl
Friday May 9 2003 14:03:35 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I'll spank her. Spanking solves anything.
Roberto
Friday May 9 2003 13:53:42 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

We killed two clubs. We don't discriminate, the gay club the straight club. We made the gay one straight and the straight one gay.
Roberto
Friday May 9 2003 13:43:06 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

This condom has no aim, bad condom. You don't want to use a condom that points in the wrong direction.
Jessie
Friday May 9 2003 4:08:03 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Meeemeeemmeeee....Do my homework and take me to your penis. We come in horniness.
Jessie
Friday May 9 2003 3:23:55 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I'm going to slap her to stop her from skipping.
Jessie
Friday May 9 2003 3:21:17 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Krista...roll over for a second.
Clapsadl
Friday May 9 2003 3:18:50 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Her weekends start Wednesday and end Tuesday.
Jessie
Friday May 9 2003 3:17:25 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

She wants to go there because "I can puke in more houses than one this time".
Jessie
Friday May 9 2003 3:17:04 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

In order to be a mastermind you have to be smart. She's missing that part of the plan.
Jessie
Friday May 9 2003 3:16:25 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I could choreograph the cheer.- Cat.
No don't do that. You'll break yourself again. There'll be a whole lot of punting.
Jessie
Friday May 9 2003 3:13:13 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

You say Daddy, I say bitch. I'm ready to cheer.
Jessie
Friday May 9 2003 3:12:32 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

What are you trying to do, the Real World in your New Jersey home? I can tell you all, I'd be the winner. I'd shoot them all.
Jessie
Friday May 9 2003 3:11:50 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Gay diva-ing city boy.
Jessie
Friday May 9 2003 3:11:07 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Can I just say I just feel violated. Jessie's been reaching for my chest.
Cat
Friday May 9 2003 3:00:59 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I could have punted her along the floor, but I didn't. I let Roberto ram her in the ass until she couldn't walk.
Jessie
Friday May 9 2003 2:58:50 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Midgets I love you all, but that one was a bitch.
Jessie
Friday May 9 2003 2:57:35 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

It's the techno story combined with midgets on parade.
Clapsadl
Friday May 9 2003 2:56:58 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

You better watch your ass, cause here comes a two foot person. It's midgets on parade.
Jessie
Friday May 9 2003 2:56:28 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Straight men ahoy. Aye aye Captain. Here I come.
Jessie
Friday May 9 2003 2:55:46 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Tinkerbell on crack with a really mutilated face. Her teeth are like....heah....I'm coming to get you. Don't smile somebodies gonna lose an eye.
Jessie
Friday May 9 2003 2:55:25 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

They are just jealous of my enormous titties. There they are. Embrace my enormous tittiness.
Jessie
Friday May 9 2003 2:53:21 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

It's like a bad Swedish Chef episode. (bork bork bork)
Clapsadl
Friday May 9 2003 2:51:30 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I don't want you in my dirty little mind. If you were there 20 minutes ago, it would have been really bad.
Jessie
Friday May 9 2003 2:49:12 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I'm stretching my elbow. I look like a retard.- Clapsadl
You could work at the cafeteria!
Cat
Friday May 9 2003 2:41:24 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

It would have to be the top half, because then it would look like Wayne with horns.
Clapsadl
Friday May 9 2003 2:23:00 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Marijean's dog is having a fat anti-christ.
Clapsadl
Friday May 9 2003 2:20:56 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

You make noise when I squeeze you.- Ernie
That happens with everyone.
Clapsadl
Friday May 9 2003 2:01:08 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I'm going to verbally bitch slap him in my paper, when I start it.
Cat
Thursday May 8 2003 23:49:48 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

We have a fucked off wah wibble thing going on.
Cat
Thursday May 8 2003 18:48:37 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

One of his three legs was poking me in the ass.
Jessie
Wednesday May 7 2003 20:14:02 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Are you thinking of eating something else? - Del
Wouldn't you like to know. -Arielle
I don't want to get into that perverted little head of yours.
Del
Wednesday May 7 2003 20:13:15 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Tempt me not with your siren songs Chocolate!
Del
Wednesday May 7 2003 20:11:55 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Big words are just shorter ways of explaining things.
Del
Wednesday May 7 2003 20:11:04 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

"Sweet I'd get called luggage"
Del
Wednesday May 7 2003 20:09:53 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Ultra protection with a tampon is when you try to shove two of them in.
Skye
Wednesday May 7 2003 20:07:02 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

All things Clapsadlly.
Cat
Wednesday May 7 2003 2:30:51 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

They don't want to be in spatter range when your head hits the concrete.
Clapsadl
Wednesday May 7 2003 2:21:24 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Not for her. She's got the liver of a fourty year old Irishman.- Krista
You make it sound like a bad thing.
Cat
Wednesday May 7 2003 1:53:40 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

A PC is a computer, right.- Cat
Generally, hence the C in the term.- Clapsadl
It's Personal Computer.- Krista
Oh I thought it was a brand name.
Cat
Wednesday May 7 2003 1:48:16 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

We had the three stages of drunkeness between us.
Cat
Wednesday May 7 2003 1:38:22 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

The illegal software value on my system just reached about 12 grand. I mean, I had to download a program illegally, so that I could extract the other program I got illegally.
Clapsadl
Wednesday May 7 2003 1:18:08 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I need virtual PC.- Arielle
No, you need a real PC.
Clapsadl
Wednesday May 7 2003 0:57:17 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I don't get that.- Arielle
That's alright. We'll explain it when you're older
Laura
Wednesday May 7 2003 0:56:33 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

That's what the strippers can do- Clapsadl
Zach can do it.
Krista
Wednesday May 7 2003 0:55:40 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

It's better than panting.- Krista
I did that earlier somewhere.
Clapsadl
Wednesday May 7 2003 0:55:03 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

You always talk big.- Mark
You look big.
Clapsadl
Wednesday May 7 2003 0:54:25 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

It's sleep deprivation. The army does tests like this.....but nicer.
Krista
Wednesday May 7 2003 0:53:54 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I could regurgitate it if you really want to eat it.
Arielle
Wednesday May 7 2003 0:52:58 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I don't have a mean bone in my body.- Arielle
You're a disgrace to midgets everywhere.
Laura
Wednesday May 7 2003 0:52:06 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

It'll burn all the fat off my body.- Jesse
Yeah, cremating will do that.
Clapsadl
Wednesday May 7 2003 0:48:24 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Unless you share, you can't use the flat end.
Jesse
Wednesday May 7 2003 0:47:24 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

It's hard to get buffalo unless you're Indian. Otherwise they tend to have a fit.....and then shoot you.
Krista
Wednesday May 7 2003 0:46:18 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Child molestor vibes...ick..(twitch).- Krista
I got those for once.
Clapsadl
Tuesday May 6 2003 2:23:11 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I was totally going...well maybe it'll be pretty. Because I totally don't understand.
Cat
Tuesday May 6 2003 2:05:44 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

We fuck American.....I mean...no...we speak America....well some of us do both....at the same time even.
Clapsadl
Tuesday May 6 2003 2:04:28 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

English is German that got slaughtered horribly. But they should be used to that.
Krista
Tuesday May 6 2003 2:03:29 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I'm Miss America. I'm going to cure world hunger....and wear pretty dresses.- Cat
I'm thinking they should just cook her and send her to Ethiopia. That'll cure world hunger.
Clapsadl
Tuesday May 6 2003 1:53:25 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Dude it's like a gay rainbow online.
Clapsadl
Tuesday May 6 2003 1:49:38 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Send in the next ass fucker.
Cat
Tuesday May 6 2003 1:48:27 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

You can't knock the sheep fucking. Sheep fucking pays.
Cat
Tuesday May 6 2003 1:47:36 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Ha ha...banned bimbo bitches.
Cat
Tuesday May 6 2003 1:35:46 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Don't knock the freedom kissing. It's made a lot of sailors and pilots happy.
Cat
Tuesday May 6 2003 1:35:20 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Praise God and his mighty cucumber.
Cat
Tuesday May 6 2003 1:27:08 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I went there too but I didn't make a dramatic scene about it.
Clapsadl
Tuesday May 6 2003 1:26:07 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Where does she find them?
In the prison system!
Krista
Tuesday May 6 2003 1:21:55 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

But then you wouldn't have Ohio. (in reference to last quote)
Cat
Tuesday May 6 2003 1:12:07 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Note to self: sterilize all readnecks.
Krista
Tuesday May 6 2003 1:10:51 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Its either stupid people or armageddon.
Clapsadl
Tuesday May 6 2003 1:05:56 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

He doesn't like it and you know it, so it's a torture mechanism and then you do it more.
Krista
Tuesday May 6 2003 0:44:04 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Open it up, the one that says God is mine.
Krista
Tuesday May 6 2003 0:39:34 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

It was a very moody account.
Clapsadl
Monday May 5 2003 23:17:43 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I don't mind people having babies when its to my advantage
Courtney
Monday May 5 2003 23:16:17 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

We've lost our humanity. That's what's under her desk.
Marijean
Monday May 5 2003 22:21:56 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I don't know why everyone looks at me and immediately gives me the part of a whore.- Cat
Do you want the list in alphabetical, numerical or random order?
Krista
Monday May 5 2003 22:16:02 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

You know, I've never once gotten paid for sex.- Cat
Maybe you're just missing out on getting credit for volunteer work.
Krista
Monday May 5 2003 22:08:37 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Can a personality be bipolar?
Clapsadl
Monday May 5 2003 22:06:54 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

If my sex life was anything like my fantasies...
Laura
Monday May 5 2003 22:06:23 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

She's high on consciousness.
Clapsadl
Monday May 5 2003 22:05:48 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

And God said, "Let there be a twitchy moment," and there was and it was good.
Krista
Monday May 5 2003 22:05:12 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

The meaning of the play is that we all shit on ourselves? I have to go now. I need to wash my.......tupperware.
Cat
Monday May 5 2003 21:52:04 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Are you commenting on how she looks like death on wheels?
Eric Lorraine
Monday May 5 2003 15:16:01 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

He asks me "Is your toilet clean? I'm not gonna get a disease?" Next thing I know there are 12 people crammed into my bathroom and Mike's head is in the toilet!
Corinn
Monday May 5 2003 12:04:07 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Hi Corinn, nice Corinn, don't hurt me Grandpa.
Lauren
Monday May 5 2003 10:45:15 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

We're all in prime children having age groups.
Corinn
Monday May 5 2003 10:41:36 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

You asked me if I wanted a cookie. I said yes, I did my trick with my cookie.
Cat
Monday May 5 2003 2:50:25 Posted by: Lil Erin Add Comment | View Comments

I'd definitely puke.
Lil Erin
Monday May 5 2003 2:38:51 Posted by: Lil Erin Add Comment | View Comments

I was hangovered.
Isfandior
Monday May 5 2003 1:11:35 Posted by: Lil Erin Add Comment | View Comments

I hate his weasley smile and beaty eyes.
Erik
Sunday May 4 2003 23:06:17 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Floss with the anal probe.
Jesse
Sunday May 4 2003 21:54:16 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Why did you have to say it in the baaaa voice?
Del
Sunday May 4 2003 21:53:22 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Did you say Gay at a beach?
Cat
Sunday May 4 2003 21:52:41 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

May the 4 horsement of the apocalypse come and rape you.
Jesse
Sunday May 4 2003 21:51:52 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

The only reason he scored that low on the purity test was because of the bestiality and necrophilia questions. Of course, that was only because the morgue was closed.- Krista
That and the animal clinic.- Clapsadl
I think he was going for both in one shot.- Krista
They squirm a lot less that way.
Clapsadl
Sunday May 4 2003 6:18:31 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

The academic building is glowing. I was really hoping that it was a nuclear reaction, but it's just the sun.
Krista
Sunday May 4 2003 6:01:34 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

There's a difference between feminism and butch.
Krista
Sunday May 4 2003 5:57:32 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

It's funny with the pictures here...you can totally tell those are the hot sluts and those are the not so hot lesbians.
Clapsadl
Sunday May 4 2003 5:52:18 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Nobody really does our accounting, so what the fuck.
Clapsadl
Sunday May 4 2003 5:44:06 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I swear, I sound more intelligent the later it gets. At least I think so.
Krista
Sunday May 4 2003 5:38:18 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

We're horrible people. I wish I wasn't so amused by that.
Krista
Sunday May 4 2003 5:37:24 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

That's a good picture of her. She's cute.- Clapsadl
She's in ninth grade.- Krista
Aw, shit.
Clapsadl
Sunday May 4 2003 5:34:41 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I'm glad I could make your life dim.
Clapsadl
Sunday May 4 2003 4:56:51 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Just don't use anything over F, 'cause I don't know what it would do.
Clapsadl
Sunday May 4 2003 4:35:36 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

There is no Sunday....ever.- Krista
Oh, you picked up on that? We all know there is no Sunday. It is homework day.
Clapsadl
Sunday May 4 2003 4:34:08 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I don't have any smart moves left.
Clapsadl
Sunday May 4 2003 3:46:20 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I grabbed Jesse's stick.
Krista
Sunday May 4 2003 3:11:46 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Just because you don't believe in me, doesn't mean I don't exist. It just means I have more fun with you once you're dead.
Krista
Sunday May 4 2003 2:54:52 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Live Tinkerbell, live. I believe in fairies.- Marijean
Believe in them? Heck, we know a lot of them.
Krista
Saturday May 3 2003 1:09:01 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I have seen the woman's breast. She's a full grown woman.
Wayne
Saturday May 3 2003 1:07:59 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Oh Hermione. Come and meet Willy the One Eyed Wonder Worm. (if you can imagine this being said in a sickeningly singong voice with sleazy undertones, you've got the right idea)
Wayne
Saturday May 3 2003 1:07:17 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Wanna watch my phoenix go up in flames? (said in her sleazy voice)
Marijean
Saturday May 3 2003 1:06:05 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

We're very friendly with the TKEs.
Cat
Saturday May 3 2003 1:05:13 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

He's so ugly he's cute.
Marijean
Saturday May 3 2003 1:04:10 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

We know who we are. We're okay. There's nothing wrong with us.
Cat
Saturday May 3 2003 1:03:44 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Welcome to the island. (complete with frightening Jamaican accent and hip movements)
Wayne
Saturday May 3 2003 0:54:47 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I need to make enough quotes to make pi.
Skye
Friday May 2 2003 17:19:57 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I want a water cooling strap on.
Clapsadl
Friday May 2 2003 17:17:40 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

It's not like classes, I can't sleep with you to earn them for free.
Skye
Friday May 2 2003 16:31:52 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

You'd have to be hit by a car to not look good.
Skye
Friday May 2 2003 16:30:33 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Where theres a will theres a way - Cat
What where there's a wall theres a way?
Where there is a wall you're fucked.
Jessica Davies
Friday May 2 2003 13:45:13 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I just ate fucking skipper I can do anything.
Jessie
Friday May 2 2003 3:14:36 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

...No you penis lover...
Jessie
Friday May 2 2003 3:05:25 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Are you going to drink your drink or just hold onto it like an asshole? - Liz
Assholes don't hold it they let it go.
Jessie
Friday May 2 2003 2:50:24 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Everyone and their mother is getting that movie - Krista
Well maybe if your mother is a downloading whore like the rest of us.
Clapsadl
Friday May 2 2003 2:48:59 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

They rarely rape the ugly women - Clapsadl
It depends on the soldier
Krista
Friday May 2 2003 2:14:55 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Is gaseous foreplay done?
Clapsadl
Thursday May 1 2003 21:28:41 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

If you want a cheap thrill come sit on my desk.
Clapsadl
Thursday May 1 2003 20:38:10 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Evil maniacal laughter isn't nice - Arielle
But its funny
Krista
Thursday May 1 2003 2:15:20 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Corpus Interupted
Arielle
Thursday May 1 2003 2:13:41 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Up here we call that the "get off me" technique.
Clapsadl
Thursday May 1 2003 2:12:22 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Be mature people, I mean we're in a class watching porn, but be mature.
Clapsadl
Thursday May 1 2003 2:09:50 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

And some of us don't even need to be drunk or high.
Krista
Thursday May 1 2003 2:06:46 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

They are blue and blueberry flavored, that's about it.
Clapsadl
Thursday May 1 2003 2:05:36 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I'm happy that I have all my limbs attached right now
Krista
Thursday May 1 2003 2:04:50 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

It was a run by smiting.
Jessie
Wednesday April 30 2003 2:55:45 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

You just told me you had horney hair.
Krista
Wednesday April 30 2003 2:37:17 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I'm looking at you and thinking redneck.
Krista
Wednesday April 30 2003 0:19:02 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

They skip off into this nether region of stupidity.
Krista
Wednesday April 30 2003 0:14:58 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Its the lesbian version of Arial.
Jessie
Tuesday April 29 2003 22:46:21 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

If I need to maintain a full erection to do it I will.
Al
Tuesday April 29 2003 22:45:43 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

This isn't Jeopardy, that's not the buzzer, but you can push it again.
Al
Tuesday April 29 2003 22:44:58 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Everytime I talk about penises I get a british accent.
Jessie
Tuesday April 29 2003 22:43:48 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

There is plenty of this mamma to go around.
Liz
Tuesday April 29 2003 22:42:54 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Shut up I'm more.....
I was going to say more experienced but that's wrong in so many ways.
Cat
Tuesday April 29 2003 22:41:54 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

After 3 days of straight pixie sticks they don't work anymore.
Cat
Tuesday April 29 2003 22:39:43 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

The crack pixie bong.
Clapsadl
Tuesday April 29 2003 22:36:51 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

We don't have anything to blame him for yet, but we'll find something.
Aaron
Tuesday April 29 2003 22:35:15 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

You gotta listen to this, I can't believe this, I didn't know it was possible!....I could not get my fingers apart....I looked like a giant poop stain.
Corinn
Tuesday April 29 2003 15:42:32 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

He can suck my left toe if he doesn't like it.
Corinn
Tuesday April 29 2003 15:24:39 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

She was hunting you like a hormonally enraged badger.
Erik
Tuesday April 29 2003 14:57:33 Posted by: Erik Add Comment | View Comments

Laura....the original pixie on crack.
Krista
Tuesday April 29 2003 4:10:24 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

You have to drink the wine slowly. You don't put a baby nipple on it....That's vodka.
Krista
Tuesday April 29 2003 4:01:44 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I never can get the lip gloss right- Professor Orlin
Professor
Tuesday April 29 2003 4:01:06 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Yeah, that's like having a troll carry you around.
Krista
Tuesday April 29 2003 4:00:41 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Film is art. TV is furniture. Theatre is life.
Marijean
Tuesday April 29 2003 3:58:45 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

You have two people in a relationship.- Krista
Well, three if you're lucky.
Jessie
Tuesday April 29 2003 3:58:20 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Same hooker time, same hooker place.
Jessie
Tuesday April 29 2003 3:57:23 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

She may have a photographic memory, but the lense cap is still on.
Krista
Tuesday April 29 2003 3:57:12 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I make you go sleepy. Knock on the reeaaaal hard.
Jessie
Tuesday April 29 2003 3:56:42 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.
Tim S.
Tuesday April 29 2003 3:56:14 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

It takes two people to be in a relationship, but only one to break it.
Krista
Tuesday April 29 2003 3:55:17 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

In his words an actor is either a whore or a sacrifice.- Marijean
I know which one I'd rather be.- Krista
Show me your money.
Marijean
Tuesday April 29 2003 3:54:25 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I never look natural in pictures. Well.....unless I'm drunk.
Lil Erin
Tuesday April 29 2003 1:24:53 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Fucking alpha geeks.
Krista
Tuesday April 29 2003 1:23:53 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

I don't want to see Aladdin's dick, thank you very much.- Cat
Is it magical.
Clapsadl
Tuesday April 29 2003 1:19:55 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Hey...yeah....we're dumb.
Cat
Tuesday April 29 2003 1:17:18 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

It's standard deviation, because we are standard deviants.
Clapsadl
Monday April 28 2003 23:35:38 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

Most of the movie is still oo...ah....oomph....ahh.
Clapsadl
Monday April 28 2003 23:30:17 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I don't even have the motivation to go to sleep.
Clapsadl
Monday April 28 2003 20:36:14 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

In a random thought to no one: Thongs can't ride up because they are already as up as they can ride.
Clapsadl
Monday April 28 2003 16:10:33 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I like children. I just like it when I can give them back. If I have to give them back in pieces, that's okay too.
Krista
Monday April 28 2003 12:01:13 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

They're multi-colored glowing handcuffs. That's kind of kinky.
Jessie
Monday April 28 2003 2:25:47 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

All we could see was the glow in the dark handcuffs.
Clapsadl
Monday April 28 2003 2:25:07 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Nobody listens to me, that's the problem.
Krista
Monday April 28 2003 2:24:29 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I have one fist on my keys and one fist on my nuts.
Erich
Monday April 28 2003 2:21:58 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Wow...scrolly cats.....fast....too....movement....ouch.
Clapsadl
Monday April 28 2003 2:20:02 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Just give me a few drinks, sit me down in front of my friends, and I've got an act.
Jessie
Monday April 28 2003 1:46:19 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

She'll smack the British right out of you if you don't stop.
Clapsadl
Monday April 28 2003 1:10:31 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Jewyism, that sounds like a gummy bear disease.
Jessie
Monday April 28 2003 0:29:31 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Its a Jewish christmas song.
Heather
Monday April 28 2003 0:28:55 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Oh my god, you're squealing like a diseased possesed pork!
Liz
Sunday April 27 2003 15:18:40 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

You can't see his other hand, that's why she's smiling
Clapsadl
Sunday April 27 2003 14:31:49 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

"You woulnd't want anyone thinking we're raging lesbians"
Clapsadl
Sunday April 27 2003 14:30:47 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

"i was never really into sex toys until I met you"
Liz
Sunday April 27 2003 14:28:58 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I want a penis pipe, I'd smoke it all the time.
Jessie
Sunday April 27 2003 14:19:37 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Oh my god that looks like something I'd find in my dads toolshed!
Jessie
Sunday April 27 2003 14:18:52 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

"I can't feel that... why are you tickling me???"
Sherry
Sunday April 27 2003 2:47:39 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Even if I haven't learned anything this has been a wild 4 years
Clapsadl
Sunday April 27 2003 2:14:06 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Excellent use of your mouth!
Clapsadl
Sunday April 27 2003 1:05:00 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

We're all friends, we're all sexual partners.
Liz
Sunday April 27 2003 1:03:07 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

For a guy you're attractive, but I don't go that way.
Erik
Sunday April 27 2003 0:59:30 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

You're a virgin like I have three ass holes.
Clapsadl
Saturday April 26 2003 23:36:25 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Flogging will continue until morale increases.
Erik
Saturday April 26 2003 23:08:48 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I stalk my ex girlfriend, more since she broke up with me.
Eric Lorraine
Saturday April 26 2003 21:48:05 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I've been itching for speedys for months - Del
You should have that checked out man
Aaron
Saturday April 26 2003 18:36:37 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

This is another country, not another universe.
Krista
Saturday April 26 2003 2:46:32 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Oh yeah, I enabled that bad boy.
Krista
Saturday April 26 2003 2:42:52 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Everything is a firedrill to that woman.
Brian Durr
Friday April 25 2003 11:47:21 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

He won't have a tie this cool.
Eric Lorraine
Friday April 25 2003 11:32:46 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

It smells like....salsa....and egg in here. Theres a reason they don't make egg salsa.
Clapsadl
Thursday April 24 2003 2:43:10 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I'm too nice. I need to rediscover my inner Nazi.- Professor Landon
Professor
Thursday April 24 2003 2:15:56 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

You are not violating my ass.
Laura
Thursday April 24 2003 2:12:04 Posted by: Krista Add Comment | View Comments

You hit my feet, you're lucky I didn't ask you to wash them.
Jen
Thursday April 24 2003 0:46:41 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Come on eat the big one.
Jen
Thursday April 24 2003 0:45:19 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Still dead but hey.
Jen
Thursday April 24 2003 0:43:47 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I don't want to injest the song.
Arielle
Thursday April 24 2003 0:41:47 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Stupid assholes that have authority are dangerous.
Clapsadl
Thursday April 24 2003 0:40:34 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

He's contemporary only because he's still alive - Fryc
Professor
Thursday April 24 2003 0:38:56 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Lets move on to a more philosophal one.
Clapsadl
Wednesday April 23 2003 21:54:39 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I can't spell worth shit - Clapsadl
W-O-R-T-H S-H-I-T.
Jessie
Wednesday April 23 2003 21:44:28 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I find it funny that you too are arguing which one of you comes out of a bull's ass.
Jessie
Wednesday April 23 2003 21:28:18 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Dellman, I'm gonna kick you in the head. Oh sorry, moment of tourette's.
Jessie
Wednesday April 23 2003 21:19:34 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I'm a fricking polytheist
Del
Wednesday April 23 2003 21:11:09 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I'm off like a prom dress.
Aaron
Wednesday April 23 2003 21:00:13 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

"You're just jealous because the slushie stacks are bigger than you."
Skye
Wednesday April 23 2003 13:00:18 Posted by: Skye Add Comment | View Comments

Krista is god, but I am web god.
Clapsadl
Wednesday April 23 2003 0:29:42 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Is he really that good in bed? - Clapsadl
Now its really just me and I don't know it.
Jessie
Wednesday April 23 2003 0:27:05 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Don't lecture me about being stupid!
Clapsadl
Wednesday April 23 2003 0:26:37 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

"My germs would be having sex all around me."
Katie
Tuesday April 22 2003 23:39:02 Posted by: Anonymous Add Comment | View Comments

I am so not full of poo.
Clapsadl
Tuesday April 22 2003 1:37:16 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Its the parting of the Red Sea, no wait, its the parting of the Retarded sea.
Erik
Monday April 21 2003 23:14:22 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Theres a rate your rod! Excitment. - Liz
Now she's got something to do with herself.
Arielle
Monday April 21 2003 23:13:30 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I just sat on a plate and it went up my ass.
Erich
Monday April 21 2003 23:11:22 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

My flag is vibrating, feel it!
Clapsadl
Monday April 21 2003 21:18:20 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I can't watch anal porn. I clench my butt cheeks to make sure they are still there.
Courtney
Monday April 21 2003 21:17:59 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

You don't need penis enlargement.
Sometimes I just stand up and fix my pants, thats all that really matters.
Eric Lorraine
Monday April 21 2003 15:02:26 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

You can still return the pink lingere. - Clapsadl
But I like the feathers!
Corinn
Monday April 21 2003 15:00:39 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

I like this one, its looks like poo.
Eric Lorraine
Monday April 21 2003 14:43:26 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

We aren't evaluating campus publications, we're just telling them to get better.
Clapsadl
Monday April 21 2003 13:53:51 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Did you know a dickless man is useless?
Jessie
Monday April 21 2003 0:35:25 Posted by: Clapsadl Add Comment | View Comments

Thats for your fucking johnson to decide
Jessie
Sunday April 20 2003 23:59:21 Posted by: Clapsadl

You should just come and sleep with everyone.
Jessie
Sunday April 20 2003 19:38:02 Posted by: Clapsadl

I let her float in space a couple hundred times, just to see her die.
Zach
Sunday April 20 2003 0:48:56 Posted by: Clapsadl

Its hard to get things through the hole when your...inebriated...and stuff like myself.
Jessie
Saturday April 19 2003 22:48:47 Posted by: Clapsadl

We have our own bitch puppet
Sherry
Saturday April 19 2003 22:06:31 Posted by: Erik

Can't you nail it in?
Krista
Saturday April 19 2003 17:40:44 Posted by: Krista

Then his interpretation of what's right is wrong.
Erik
Saturday April 19 2003 17:40:12 Posted by: Krista

When we come together we're the perfect computer scientist. (said to Clapsadl)
Erik
Saturday April 19 2003 17:39:02 Posted by: Krista

It sounds like she's strangling a cat. (pause) With a herring.
Del
Saturday April 19 2003 17:38:04 Posted by: Krista

'Your type?' What? Female?
Krista
Saturday April 19 2003 17:37:25 Posted by: Krista

Quit playing with it.- Del I can't help it.
Laura
Saturday April 19 2003 17:36:31 Posted by: Krista

Maybe it'll send her into diabetic shock and she'll learn her lesson. (about the hyperactive midget that I call a sister)
Aaron
Saturday April 19 2003 17:35:25 Posted by: Krista

I'm not amused by coincidence as much as rolling on the floor.
Krista
Saturday April 19 2003 17:29:33 Posted by: Krista

Research paper orgy.
Sherry
Saturday April 19 2003 17:28:41 Posted by: Krista

You can be flaming pants monkey.
Krista
Saturday April 19 2003 17:24:11 Posted by: Krista

it is dumpling guy and his trusty sidekick cheese wonton kid.
Erik
Saturday April 19 2003 14:00:05 Posted by: Erik

your mom is so fat her blood type is ragu
Jesse
Saturday April 19 2003 13:58:59 Posted by: Erik

dont put them in the pringles box, its disrespect to the dice. -erik
oooh you had sex already!
Sherry
Saturday April 19 2003 13:58:04 Posted by: Erik

useless geek (speaking of tina, meant to say "useless knowledge")
Clapsadl
Saturday April 19 2003 13:56:58 Posted by: Erik

Fortune Cookie: "an hour with friends is worth more than ten with strangers" ~~ in bed
Tina
Saturday April 19 2003 13:55:53 Posted by: Erik

and then you end up in satans ass (after tina was dancing in satans mouth)
Clapsadl
Saturday April 19 2003 13:54:38 Posted by: Erik

at least im not licking the pool table - jesse at least hes not licking hell
Tina
Saturday April 19 2003 13:53:37 Posted by: Erik

its the motion that he makes while hes caressing the TV - del are you worried that hes going to caress you?
Sherry
Saturday April 19 2003 13:52:01 Posted by: Erik

Well he has no pants so it works
Sherry
Saturday April 19 2003 13:51:22 Posted by: Erik

The worst thing about going to a florist shop on Valentines day is that everything says "Happy VD"
Aaron
Saturday April 19 2003 13:50:14 Posted by: Erik

"My girlfriend is busy with another guy so shut up."
Otto
Saturday April 19 2003 13:49:23 Posted by: Erik

"It's a half ass hummer. It sounds like a bad blowjob."
Erik
Saturday April 19 2003 13:48:09 Posted by: Erik

"Can I trip an elderly christian lady as she walks by."
Otto
Saturday April 19 2003 13:47:09 Posted by: Erik

"You can punch me in the face if you want." - Jesse "That's a pickup line."
Aaron
Saturday April 19 2003 13:45:56 Posted by: Erik

"I have no pants."
Jesse
Saturday April 19 2003 13:44:38 Posted by: Erik

"Don't fuck with the maestro."
Aaron
Saturday April 19 2003 13:43:41 Posted by: Erik

"I have nimble fingers, so I can work in small areas."
Erik
Saturday April 19 2003 13:42:41 Posted by: Erik

"Coffee? Tea? Anthrax?"
Jesse
Saturday April 19 2003 13:41:18 Posted by: Erik

"Ah back in New Zealand."
Aaron
Saturday April 19 2003 13:40:09 Posted by: Erik

"That's because he has pictures of them in ungodly sexual acts."
Aaron
Saturday April 19 2003 13:39:24 Posted by: Erik

"Kant tolk lack a New Jersan."
Jesse
Saturday April 19 2003 13:38:10 Posted by: Erik

"Dude I'm gonna try to find werewolf porn next time."
Erik
Saturday April 19 2003 13:37:05 Posted by: Erik

"I break out my soldering iron and start repairing it."
Erik
Saturday April 19 2003 13:36:15 Posted by: Erik

"It is the Nirvana of all porn sites."
Del
Saturday April 19 2003 13:35:01 Posted by: Erik

"Oh god. It's the artist formerly known as Cameron"
Jesse
Saturday April 19 2003 13:34:08 Posted by: Erik

"Can I hump his leg?"
Erik
Saturday April 19 2003 13:33:27 Posted by: Erik

"How about you take that car and shove it up your ass."
Jesse
Saturday April 19 2003 13:32:34 Posted by: Erik

"the DC is a fucking monkey."
Erik
Saturday April 19 2003 13:31:41 Posted by: Erik

"A one means that the hostage's brain is splattered on the wall."
Aaron
Saturday April 19 2003 13:31:06 Posted by: Erik

Or it could be about masturbation........Don't touch it.
Erik
Saturday April 19 2003 3:57:08 Posted by: Krista

Muahaha. I can be possessive.
Clapsadl
Saturday April 19 2003 3:50:31 Posted by: Krista

You've got a sick and twisted world perspective, little boy.
Clapsadl
Saturday April 19 2003 3:50:10 Posted by: Krista

They're just computer parts. Unless they can do something to you that I can't, I just don't know.
Sherry
Saturday April 19 2003 3:44:08 Posted by: Krista

It's pretty nice. I don't know if I'd go with sexy, but it is pretty nice.
Clapsadl
Saturday April 19 2003 3:42:55 Posted by: Krista

Stop stroking my fans. It's just wrong.
Krista
Saturday April 19 2003 3:42:13 Posted by: Krista

He doesn't want to wear the spandex.- Krista Awwww, come on. You gotta love the spandex.
Erik
Saturday April 19 2003 3:38:59 Posted by: Krista

I am not.
Krista
Saturday April 19 2003 3:34:45 Posted by: Krista

I know several people who are in denial at this time.
Erik
Saturday April 19 2003 3:34:28 Posted by: Krista

Speaking French is wonderful- Erik Yeah, but it was in Italian.
Krista
Saturday April 19 2003 3:29:29 Posted by: Krista

It's like a big ol' schizo party.
Erik
Saturday April 19 2003 3:04:45 Posted by: Krista

(incomprehensible)....I need more yarn....(incomprehensible)
Krista
Saturday April 19 2003 3:00:21 Posted by: Krista

This is why I like gay guys, especially cross dressers. You can bitch about anything to them, even how much your shoes hurt, and they understand.
Krista
Saturday April 19 2003 2:54:35 Posted by: Krista

I don't feel the need to smite any of YOU.
Krista
Saturday April 19 2003 2:48:46 Posted by: Krista

Dur....Need stick....Must.....shove it up.....your ass.
Krista
Saturday April 19 2003 2:41:40 Posted by: Krista

You are the weakest actor. Goodbye.
Clapsadl
Saturday April 19 2003 2:39:27 Posted by: Krista

I'm the only one who doesn't get these child molester vibes. Am I like a pedophile, or what?
Clapsadl
Saturday April 19 2003 2:34:57 Posted by: Krista

Satan's like, "I want to cuddle," and Saddam is like, "Look at my penis."
Clapsadl
Saturday April 19 2003 2:33:35 Posted by: Krista

"What about the purple ones?" - Tina "It looks like flesh eating bacteria." - Otto
Otto
Friday April 18 2003 21:05:18 Posted by: Erik

Get high and think of me.
Sherry
Friday April 18 2003 17:05:08 Posted by: Erik

I have three important questions:
1) Where am I?
2) Who am I?
3) Who are you?
Doctor Who
Friday April 18 2003 8:39:07 Posted by: Erik

Hang on. Let me put my bowl of popcorn on your head while you service me.
Cat
Friday April 18 2003 2:51:50 Posted by: Krista

No bananas. We can't have fun then.
Laura
Friday April 18 2003 2:48:45 Posted by: Krista

It's like revenge of the angry leprechaun nerds.
Cat
Friday April 18 2003 2:45:54 Posted by: Krista

Her toes are having an affair.
Krista
Friday April 18 2003 2:44:02 Posted by: Krista

We don't want you.- Cat That's what their mother said too.
Krista
Friday April 18 2003 2:40:48 Posted by: Krista

Meanwhile, I am a glitter whore.
Cat
Friday April 18 2003 2:39:37 Posted by: Krista

I bet that's not all.
Krista
Friday April 18 2003 2:38:06 Posted by: Krista

Look Mommy, I can blow bubbles.
Laura
Friday April 18 2003 2:37:48 Posted by: Krista

You know what I just realized? I'm sucking Harry Potter.
Laura
Friday April 18 2003 2:35:25 Posted by: Krista

It was either put out your ass or get your ass out.
Cat
Friday April 18 2003 2:34:58 Posted by: Krista

No that's incest. Let's not get them confused.
Krista
Friday April 18 2003 2:26:17 Posted by: Krista

It takes 'Call me daddy' to a whole new level.
Cat
Friday April 18 2003 2:25:50 Posted by: Krista

It's not a hobby. It's a way of life.
Cat
Friday April 18 2003 2:25:18 Posted by: Krista

Pedophilia. It's not just a hobby.
Krista
Friday April 18 2003 2:24:47 Posted by: Krista

What the hell, everytime I suck theres a new layer.
Jessie
Friday April 18 2003 1:24:07 Posted by: Clapsadl

I totally missed the bedpost.
Lil Erin
Friday April 18 2003 1:08:44 Posted by: Clapsadl

He knows how to use his stick. You should see when he plays fetch.
Krista
Friday April 18 2003 0:44:45 Posted by: Krista

You can stick so much down there.
Laura
Friday April 18 2003 0:44:14 Posted by: Krista

I wanna be a worm charmer. I will charm you with my worminess.
Cat
Friday April 18 2003 0:39:27 Posted by: Krista

I want a little man on my shoulder.
Cat
Friday April 18 2003 0:37:13 Posted by: Krista

Well you can't really do any good sucking now.
Cat
Friday April 18 2003 0:36:09 Posted by: Krista

I shop at burger...(king?)
Sherry
Friday April 18 2003 0:03:02 Posted by: Erik

eh, God doesn't care.
Del
Thursday April 17 2003 23:50:42 Posted by: Erik

If she didn't have an asshole before, I reamed her like 8 new ones. Now she can shit in 2 seconds.
Jessie
Thursday April 17 2003 23:03:10 Posted by: Clapsadl

Without evil there can be no good. So it must be good to be evil somehow. - "Satan" of the South Park movie
South Park
Thursday April 17 2003 2:52:30 Posted by: Clapsadl

God. He is the biggest bitch of them all. - "The Mole" of the South Park movie
South Park
Thursday April 17 2003 2:51:33 Posted by: Clapsadl

Holy shit. The leprachaun is behind me and I don't have a four leaf clover.
Jessie
Wednesday April 16 2003 1:00:10 Posted by: Krista

Why the hell is that guy wearing purple eye-shadow. And what's with the puffy sleeves on that dress.
Laura
Tuesday April 15 2003 1:36:53 Posted by: Krista

I'm all about pixie crack.
Krista
Tuesday April 15 2003 1:36:19 Posted by: Krista

I'll just take her out at the knees- Krista She's used to that"
Jessie
Tuesday April 15 2003 1:16:18 Posted by: Arielle

Happy, Happy kitty's have more fun when they're in cat litter.... er, I mean cat nip
Jessie
Tuesday April 15 2003 1:14:55 Posted by: Arielle

I just got it in the eye.
Clapsadl
Monday April 14 2003 21:54:20 Posted by: Clapsadl

I swear to God there are two things I have to start drinking.
Eric Lorraine
Monday April 14 2003 14:15:56 Posted by: Clapsadl

That wouldn't necessarily be that bad, depending on what they look like.
Cat
Sunday April 13 2003 19:25:35 Posted by: Krista

I don't have to shower with 40 other men.
Lil Erin
Sunday April 13 2003 19:25:12 Posted by: Krista

The gaydar is going off like a red light in a disco hall.
Clapsadl
Saturday April 12 2003 23:06:25 Posted by: Clapsadl

We need to buy that girl a dildo so I can get my homework done!
Jessie
Saturday April 12 2003 17:56:54 Posted by: Arielle

I wanna throw my shoe at Sadaam Hussein's head.
Lil Erin
Friday April 11 2003 23:51:01 Posted by: Anonymous

You have to stop saying stupid things Jessie cause you're winning.
Clapsadl
Friday April 11 2003 23:18:52 Posted by: Clapsadl

I'm just as much of a horney bastard as everyone else in this room.
Jessie
Friday April 11 2003 23:17:35 Posted by: Clapsadl

Too…exhausted to deliver…final two stabbings…Feel free to indulge yourselves. (Black Mage)
8 Bit Theater
Friday April 11 2003 20:19:55 Posted by: Krista

What did I ever do to deserve this as my fate? Other than all the sinning. (Black Mage)
8 Bit Theater
Friday April 11 2003 20:19:37 Posted by: Krista

That’s just your inner scrutiny. He’s supposed to double check what you’re thinking before you say anything so you don’t look like a jack-ass or moron. You usually don’t pay any attention to him.- Black Mage’s good side That explains so much of my life.- Black Mage
8 Bit Theater
Friday April 11 2003 20:18:42 Posted by: Krista

Manifest your will on the tapestry of creation. End it now! (Black Mage)
8 Bit Theater
Friday April 11 2003 20:18:07 Posted by: Krista

What could I possibly contribute to your man-talk? Other than logic, reason and a clear and decisive path to certain victory, but I’m sure you nimrods have enough testosterone to headbutt your way through to something not entirely unlike success. (Princess Sara)
8 Bit Theater
Friday April 11 2003 20:17:42 Posted by: Krista

Must resist. Must not…give in to…total…corruption. Must give…stupid light warriors…the appearance of a chance. (Princess Sara)
8 Bit Theater
Friday April 11 2003 20:17:21 Posted by: Krista

Now, just how much duress are we talking about? Like enough to boil a pot of water? Or enough to kill a rabid elephant? (Black Mage to White Mage)
8 Bit Theater
Friday April 11 2003 20:17:00 Posted by: Krista

Urge for villany rising. (Princess Sara)
8 Bit Theater
Friday April 11 2003 20:16:39 Posted by: Krista

Preferably chips....I only like cookies if they're soft...and they don't have that satisfying destructive crunch to them when they're soft.
Krista
Friday April 11 2003 20:16:21 Posted by: Krista

Oh sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo stick! We’re screwed!(Black Mage)
8 Bit Theater
Friday April 11 2003 20:16:02 Posted by: Krista

I've got black magic, a hair trigger and a short fuse. Bring it. (Black Mage)
8 Bit Theater
Friday April 11 2003 20:08:30 Posted by: Krista

I told you not to visit the porno sites so often.
Krista
Friday April 11 2003 20:07:26 Posted by: Krista

For +3 endurance, I’d wear my own underwear over my armor. (Red Mage)
8 Bit Theater
Friday April 11 2003 20:06:55 Posted by: Krista

Imagination. It’s the only way you’ll escape the hell hole that is your life.
8 Bit Theater
Friday April 11 2003 20:06:34 Posted by: Krista

Apparently diseased meat is not one of them.
Cat
Friday April 11 2003 20:05:07 Posted by: Krista

Even I have limits.
Krista
Friday April 11 2003 20:04:47 Posted by: Krista

Is that what she was looking for? She came by, but it didn’t make any sense, so I said I didn’t have anything.
Krista
Friday April 11 2003 20:04:21 Posted by: Krista

I did not like Cat. She pissed me off. (about Power Rangers)
Cat
Friday April 11 2003 20:03:56 Posted by: Krista

Suddenly your sitting in the middle of the field thinking I was just on my way Chicago.
Krista
Friday April 11 2003 20:03:03 Posted by: Krista

You just took the bullet train, didn’t you?
Krista
Friday April 11 2003 20:02:46 Posted by: Krista

I’m hurt because he didn’t come puke at my birthday party.
Corinn
Friday April 11 2003 20:01:58 Posted by: Krista

Erin, take me to Tiki Land.
Jessie
Friday April 11 2003 20:00:50 Posted by: Krista

Well you need something for lubricant.
Cat
Friday April 11 2003 19:59:58 Posted by: Krista

Can I have somebody clean the mess up between my legs?
Corinn
Friday April 11 2003 19:59:33 Posted by: Krista

Underwear is insignificant.
Lil_Erin
Friday April 11 2003 19:59:07 Posted by: Krista

I wouldn’t be able to get on the floor and get off.
Cat
Friday April 11 2003 19:58:46 Posted by: Krista

Oh my god, that was right in my ear!
Cat
Friday April 11 2003 19:58:30 Posted by: Krista

She blew in my ear and it’s sticky.
Corinn
Friday April 11 2003 19:58:04 Posted by: Krista

I only want you for your body.
Marijean
Friday April 11 2003 19:57:31 Posted by: Krista

I hate a small world more than a small dick.
Jesse
Friday April 11 2003 19:57:12 Posted by: Krista

Stop stroking my yarn.
Krista
Friday April 11 2003 19:56:45 Posted by: Krista

Idiocy has no threshold level. Everyone is allowed.
Krista
Friday April 11 2003 19:56:20 Posted by: Krista

All hail Guns & Handcuffs
Cat
Friday April 11 2003 19:54:14 Posted by: Krista

He wanted to nail my ass like a tree to a bush!
Jessie
Thursday April 10 2003 23:19:02 Posted by: Arielle

Oh god, not that gay tiger thing again.
Arielle
Monday April 7 2003 22:10:10 Posted by: Clapsadl

Whoa, I had sex today.
Liz
Sunday April 6 2003 22:29:18 Posted by: Clapsadl

Why are you petting my girlfriend?
Clapsadl
Sunday April 6 2003 22:02:17 Posted by: Clapsadl

Clap on, clip on, strap on, its all the same thing.
Arielle
Sunday April 6 2003 21:58:16 Posted by: Clapsadl

All females are schizophrenic in a uterus kinda way.
Jessie
Sunday April 6 2003 21:51:30 Posted by: Clapsadl

There is no inside out with dental floss.
Jessie
Sunday April 6 2003 20:36:25 Posted by: Clapsadl

Just like a woman you gotta give em a gift before you get anything in return.
charmed
Sunday April 6 2003 20:31:18 Posted by: Clapsadl

Its better than that chicken - Arielle
Thats because that is turkey.
Clapsadl
Sunday April 6 2003 20:22:49 Posted by: Clapsadl

I don't need to do anything to her, I have drugs for that.
Marijean
Sunday April 6 2003 19:30:25 Posted by: Krista

It's never too early to be stupid, though.
Cat
Sunday April 6 2003 19:29:15 Posted by: Krista

It's not too early.
Krista
Sunday April 6 2003 19:28:48 Posted by: Krista

It's just a little too early to be drunk.
Marijean
Sunday April 6 2003 19:28:19 Posted by: Krista

This is hot, dammit. Eat my pie.
Jessie
Sunday April 6 2003 19:27:34 Posted by: Clapsadl

Children shouldn't be celebrating in bed, there are laws against those kinda things.
Clapsadl
Saturday April 5 2003 16:45:18 Posted by: Clapsadl

No man, my cooking pot.
Arielle
Saturday April 5 2003 0:24:49 Posted by: Clapsadl

I had to poke cause I needed permission to rub.
Jessie
Saturday April 5 2003 0:24:22 Posted by: Clapsadl

This is why friends dont let friends date.
Corinn
Friday April 4 2003 13:50:50 Posted by: Clapsadl

Why do people have to be so fancy. What the heck is that? "My name is -S".
Scott
Friday April 4 2003 13:44:46 Posted by: Clapsadl

Sleet isn't so sexy.
Clapsadl
Friday April 4 2003 1:40:10 Posted by: Clapsadl

I'm a ruffly pretty girl.
Cat
Friday April 4 2003 1:32:40 Posted by: Krista

I just pushed my glasses up and indented them into my eyebrow. Fuck you Stitch.
Cat
Friday April 4 2003 1:17:53 Posted by: Krista

We're only a little schizo today.
Cat
Friday April 4 2003 1:17:14 Posted by: Krista

What the fuck kind of accent I do have.
Cat
Friday April 4 2003 1:12:25 Posted by: Krista

Dress for wet.
Clapsadl
Friday April 4 2003 0:36:19 Posted by: Clapsadl

Farting is ok because it only smells for a minute, but shit never goes away.
Arielle
Friday April 4 2003 0:31:49 Posted by: Clapsadl

It is upside down, that is why it is hard to get off!
Clapsadl
Friday April 4 2003 0:06:55 Posted by: Arielle

That's what you get, you fucking piece of shit dick!
Jessie
Thursday April 3 2003 22:15:12 Posted by: Arielle

I want to serve my man.
Cat
Thursday April 3 2003 17:13:26 Posted by: Krista

'Cause I'm just so pretty.
Del
Thursday April 3 2003 17:13:12 Posted by: Krista

My wife happily supports me in the lifestyle that I wish to become accustomed.
Wayne
Thursday April 3 2003 17:12:00 Posted by: Krista

Do it in green and it'll look like it was hemorrhaging alien blood. I don't care.
Marijean
Thursday April 3 2003 17:11:26 Posted by: Krista

You might need your bloody script and your clean script for rehearsal.
Marijean
Thursday April 3 2003 17:10:16 Posted by: Krista

Angry argyle alligators and greasy grimy gopher guts.
Marijean
Thursday April 3 2003 17:09:48 Posted by: Krista

Into your job-holding, child-bearing, tax-paying lives. (Landon)
Professor
Thursday April 3 2003 17:09:22 Posted by: Krista

You can say pissed. I mean, fucking A, you can say pissed. (Darcy)
Professor
Thursday April 3 2003 17:08:32 Posted by: Krista

Auuughhh! I just totally had an image of Wayne in a pink tutu and tights.
Krista
Thursday April 3 2003 17:07:35 Posted by: Krista

It's like a magic fairy waves his wand and it happens.
Wayne
Thursday April 3 2003 17:06:52 Posted by: Krista

I meet her at the door every day with her pipe and slippers and a martini. (About Marijean)
Wayne
Thursday April 3 2003 17:06:28 Posted by: Krista

We always have sleepovers, you live here!
Arielle
Thursday April 3 2003 2:53:48 Posted by: Arielle

hey, farting is just as natural as belching, it just comes out of your ass instead of your mouth!
Arielle
Thursday April 3 2003 2:53:25 Posted by: Arielle

Squishy pants aren't fun
Jessie
Thursday April 3 2003 2:52:36 Posted by: Arielle

ummm, you're fruity! (To Arielle after a kiss!)
Clapsadl
Wednesday April 2 2003 19:29:21 Posted by: Arielle

There goes the snorting again!
Arielle
Wednesday April 2 2003 19:28:27 Posted by: Arielle

Its like chewing on a chocolate condom.
Arielle
Wednesday April 2 2003 3:05:22 Posted by: Clapsadl

I can't remember I have sticky shorts.
Erich
Wednesday April 2 2003 2:54:59 Posted by: Clapsadl

Its all fun and games until someone's pants get sticky.
Jessie
Wednesday April 2 2003 2:50:59 Posted by: Clapsadl

I'm not used to other girls screaming my name
Clapsadl
Wednesday April 2 2003 2:13:32 Posted by: Clapsadl

I feel like a pigeon but ok.
Arielle
Wednesday April 2 2003 1:59:30 Posted by: Clapsadl

I know what you perverts want.
Jessie
Wednesday April 2 2003 1:53:57 Posted by: Clapsadl

I'm going to pass out so I'd better smoke a bowl while I still can
Jessie
Tuesday April 1 2003 23:22:42 Posted by: Arielle

Wish I lived in a house of marijuana, I'd eat the walls. - Skye
I would just light the house on fire and sit there.
Jessie
Tuesday April 1 2003 21:46:36 Posted by: Clapsadl

Hey, look at our new Access database, its called Notepad.
Kyle
Tuesday April 1 2003 14:58:32 Posted by: Clapsadl

Dinner time? Thats what I like to hear, someone get the lights.
Erich
Tuesday April 1 2003 1:26:09 Posted by: Clapsadl

I'm right behind you, I'm right behind you, I'm right behind you. If I end up on top of you thats a problem
Jessie
Tuesday April 1 2003 0:10:45 Posted by: Clapsadl

I got my thumb over the hole, if you remember that whole orgasm.
Jessie
Tuesday April 1 2003 0:07:39 Posted by: Clapsadl

I was your birthday party stripper.
Jessie
Monday March 31 2003 21:32:03 Posted by: Clapsadl

I love it when you talk edible to me.
Jessie
Monday March 31 2003 21:18:19 Posted by: Clapsadl

We'll eat mac and cheese and then we'll make mac and cheese.
Jessie
Monday March 31 2003 21:13:47 Posted by: Clapsadl

If its that easy, I'm getting a sex change
Jessie
Monday March 31 2003 21:10:42 Posted by: Clapsadl

I understand the need for dick, jesus
Arielle
Monday March 31 2003 19:49:48 Posted by: Arielle

My boytoy is a better way of putting it!
Jessie
Monday March 31 2003 19:49:12 Posted by: Arielle

Well, if it's bent the right way, that might be a good thing!
Jessie
Monday March 31 2003 19:48:50 Posted by: Arielle

Kinda like the "blue bus" but with more surgery.
Erik
Monday March 31 2003 17:58:43 Posted by: Clapsadl

Can you say crack baby?
Clapsadl
Monday March 31 2003 17:55:22 Posted by: Clapsadl

Its a give and take, use use relationship.
Corinn
Monday March 31 2003 14:31:02 Posted by: Clapsadl

Im starting to understand why Dahlmer did what he did. I dont understand the eating though.
Jesse
Monday March 31 2003 13:00:30 Posted by: Clapsadl

Will streak for sex.
Jesse
Monday March 31 2003 12:59:40 Posted by: Clapsadl

Did you just smack me in the head with a condom?
Jessie
Monday March 31 2003 2:30:20 Posted by: Clapsadl

Harry is what got me into the thing, but Draco is what keeps me coming back. (speaking of Harry Potter)
Cat
Monday March 31 2003 1:37:00 Posted by: Krista

Did I just ask you for syphilis?
Jessie
Monday March 31 2003 1:35:14 Posted by: Clapsadl

Who wants Kraft?
Jessie
Monday March 31 2003 1:29:58 Posted by: Clapsadl

Can you smoke while your jaw is on the floor? (to Erich)
Clapsadl
Monday March 31 2003 1:27:17 Posted by: Clapsadl

But then you have verbal vomit going in your ear.
Cat
Monday March 31 2003 1:20:34 Posted by: Krista

Bang my arm.
Arielle
Monday March 31 2003 1:07:30 Posted by: Clapsadl

Then you cant tell who sounds like macaroni and cheese.
Clapsadl
Monday March 31 2003 1:06:01 Posted by: Clapsadl

He doesnt control me, it goes in my mouth.
Arielle
Monday March 31 2003 1:04:36 Posted by: Clapsadl

That sounded like macaroni and cheese or sex
Jessie
Monday March 31 2003 1:00:56 Posted by: Clapsadl

Your a slippery motherfucker.
Jessie
Monday March 31 2003 0:47:30 Posted by: Clapsadl

You know what Jessie needs, I mean besides sex liquor and weed?
Jessie
Monday March 31 2003 0:42:51 Posted by: Clapsadl

The pytagorean theorum - Arielle
I forgot about that motherfucker.
Jessie
Monday March 31 2003 0:19:09 Posted by: Clapsadl

I know what would make you feel better, dance with me!
Jessie
Monday March 31 2003 0:15:22 Posted by: Clapsadl

Where have you been sticking your tounge (to Jessie).
Arielle
Sunday March 30 2003 21:20:21 Posted by: Clapsadl

No its just stuck to my leg.
Erich
Sunday March 30 2003 1:48:40 Posted by: Clapsadl

Strategically placed hats are always good.
Erich
Sunday March 30 2003 1:31:54 Posted by: Clapsadl

\"Well you have much bigger balls than I do.\" (said to lil Erin)
Shawn
Sunday March 30 2003 0:09:36 Posted by: Anonymous(Pansy)

I\'ve taken on large groups of people.
Tina
Saturday March 29 2003 19:10:16 Posted by: Krista

Disgruntled seeing eye midgets. Now there\'s a concept.
Erik and Jesse
Saturday March 29 2003 19:09:25 Posted by: Krista

One angry midget just left and we get another one.
Krista
Saturday March 29 2003 19:08:57 Posted by: Krista

Well then I\'m a peptimist!
Sherri
Saturday March 29 2003 19:08:38 Posted by: Krista

I want to remember me the other name you guys came up with me for...yeah.
Laura
Saturday March 29 2003 19:08:14 Posted by: Krista

I should hope not.
Krista
Saturday March 29 2003 19:07:29 Posted by: Krista

In highschool you had nothing on me.
Erik
Saturday March 29 2003 19:07:16 Posted by: Krista

I like Captain Dickhead.
Erik
Saturday March 29 2003 19:06:56 Posted by: Krista

I prefer Fuck You Bitch
Clapsadl
Saturday March 29 2003 19:06:42 Posted by: Krista

Greek S&M- togas and whips.
Clapsadl
Saturday March 29 2003 19:06:23 Posted by: Krista

And Krista\'s over here pounding her cherries.
Clapsadl
Saturday March 29 2003 19:05:53 Posted by: Krista

And if you can swallow a sword, you can swallow anything.
Clapsadl
Saturday March 29 2003 19:03:01 Posted by: Krista

And you know what\'s better? I have no gag reflex.
Tina
Saturday March 29 2003 19:02:33 Posted by: Krista

Mmmm....cheescake balls.
Clapsadl
Saturday March 29 2003 19:01:56 Posted by: Krista

\"Coming from the person who poisons people...he\'s dangerous.\"
Krista
Saturday March 29 2003 19:00:29 Posted by: Krista

Don\'t make me take your pants off!
Jessie
Saturday March 29 2003 15:41:04 Posted by: Arielle

Take that shirt off, jackass!
Jessie
Saturday March 29 2003 15:39:20 Posted by: Arielle

Shes not tall enough to 69 so its a step by step process.
Jessie
Saturday March 29 2003 13:45:53 Posted by: Clapsadl

Don't sit on my face again
Liz
Saturday March 29 2003 13:36:57 Posted by: Clapsadl

No one fucks with Jess Jess.
Arielle
Saturday March 29 2003 4:24:39 Posted by: Clapsadl

As long as the penis sticks out of the forest.
Clapsadl
Saturday March 29 2003 3:48:11 Posted by: Clapsadl

Don\'t choke, then I can\'t have sex with you.
Liz
Saturday March 29 2003 3:30:25 Posted by: Clapsadl

Go towards the flailing woman.
Clapsadl
Friday March 28 2003 23:57:26 Posted by: Clapsadl

you have the home court advantage
jose
Friday March 28 2003 23:46:11 Posted by: Arielle

You could put midgets in there!
Jose
Friday March 28 2003 23:34:12 Posted by: Clapsadl

Oh that\'s nice, open your mouth and take his tongue, you dirty whore
Arielle
Friday March 28 2003 19:46:53 Posted by: Arielle

You\'d have to take your pants off though
Arielle
Wednesday March 26 2003 23:32:20 Posted by: Clapsadl

You gotta try this... um wait no
Jessie
Tuesday March 25 2003 23:32:57 Posted by: Clapsadl

Lets bounce out of this shit eater
Arielle
Tuesday March 25 2003 23:31:15 Posted by: Clapsadl

Too much sucking is not impressive
Arielle
Tuesday March 25 2003 22:56:40 Posted by: Arielle

I hate flailing classes!
Clapsadl
Tuesday March 25 2003 22:56:07 Posted by: Arielle

Semi-shitty is ok
Arielle
Tuesday March 25 2003 22:50:48 Posted by: Arielle

I dishevelled you
Clapsadl
Tuesday March 25 2003 21:44:04 Posted by: Clapsadl

You dont like teeny tiny tits?
Arielle
Tuesday March 25 2003 21:43:32 Posted by: Clapsadl

Jeez my audience is kissing.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Make sure no one sits in the puddle.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

You can suck on your own stick.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Mother fucker, oops turettes sorry.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

You look Vietnamese cause you just smoked a bowl.
Erich
Posted by: Clapsadl

I love the asscers.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Stay away from my anal region.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

We have nothing to drink but alcohol and chocolate syrup.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Suckers are born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find.
Katie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Are you selling your kitchen with the house?
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Can you feel that? Huh?(to Liz)
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Oh my god. Is that your foot up my ass? - Liz
No it's my knee. The knee is more round.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Goodnight moon, that's in my face.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Goodnight Liz's ass, that's in my stomach.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

You just grabbed my coochie.- Liz
If your coochie is up there, you have some serious problem.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

That's intimidating Mike. You look like a gay tiger.
Krista
Posted by: Clapsadl

You never know. I might have been a woman in a previous life.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Can we say schizophrenic? -Clapsadl
No. We call them philosophers. It sounds better.
Krista
Posted by: Clapsadl

You werent a sharer back in kindergarden were you (to Arielle)?
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

You gonna go out and smoke another bowl, Satan?
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Im the wrong person for you to hang out with then...I make people breathe hard all the time
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

His nipple isnt in his armpit! ...if it was and he was lactating, that would be an interesting deodorant he'd have to use!
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Point it THAT WAY!
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Wow, lets play leapfrog..no...someone would DIE. (on clappy hanging out the window ass up)
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Your fuckin makin, like, demonic noises on my chest and shit.. -Clapsadl
It was a BELCH honey, a BELCH. -Arielle
You sure you aint Satan?
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Honey, youre gonna die...relax.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

we have i swear on, fuck you like an animal wont be a good transiton.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Hehe, it would come out my ears! (pointing to ears)
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Honey your slipping, honey your slipping!!
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

He banged me Jessie, he banged me!
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

So ya wanna? smoke, I mean...?
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Haha, I put my toe up his butt!
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

How do you spell neh.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

We are the high who say neh.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Now Im sweating the rainbow, mmm rainbow sweat, mmm, why am I doing this?, cause it tastes good.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Next thing you know, man boobies are cUming on your ass.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

If you've been eating brown skittles then remind me not to kiss you any time soon (to Arielle).
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Gonna do it now, go fast
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Dont whip it out, just have it ready
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

I dont feel like it, I got my thumb over my hole
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

10 o clock now? Gonna fail
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

I see said the blind man to the deaf mute. -Jessie
what?
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Magical bitch slap right there
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Clapsadl puts the D in disturbing
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Parting is such sweet swarrow, but year, peace.
John
Posted by: Clapsadl

We can both love me, theres enough to go around.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

You cant be a bad freak.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Im light - tara
In the head.
Krista
Posted by: Clapsadl

I got the tounge.
Adam
Posted by: Clapsadl

Sobriety sucks man.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

She did a wee.
Skye
Posted by: Clapsadl

They can never take our freedom.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

It doesnt drunk as much when it hurts.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Is Jessie a seasoned smoker (x3), whos your daddy bitch, whos your daddy.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

We've had some great times Clapsadl, I wish I could remember them.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

These are not your presents, step away from the titties.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Radu ripped off my tutu.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

I like it hard, but not when it's poking me in the face.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Can we listen to your thong.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

You need to be undone - Clapsadl
So he can redo you.
Liz
Posted by: Clapsadl

If you let me put it in I'll smack your ass
Joe L.
Posted by: Clapsadl

Is it hot in here or is it all of us.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Its really hard - clapsadl
I want more than that - Arielle
Mines starting to drip - Clapsadl
I found cream, its running out - Arielle
Hold on I gotta get my drips (at the caf trying to get ice cream).
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Can you give me some of that rainbow colored shit when you get a chance.
Liz
Posted by: Clapsadl

Let's see What stupid shit happened last night? (Comment about reading the last quotes)
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

I tried being bold and I ended up being the retard
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Why am I gonna drink this after I rubbed this on my tittie yo? cause I can.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

I give your ass two thumbs up - Clapsadl
Two thumbs up my ass huh?
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

It's an anal wand, abracafuckingdabra.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Who has a six paper page....Fuck it.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Yeah, duct tape them so I don't have to wear them over my boobs. (about her pants being too long)
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

I'm all out of tastyness.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

I just think I'll sit here and do this for awhile
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

It's alright, it's ok and don't make me hug you in my bra, I know your intentions.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Hunny, are You Stripping?
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Oh, now it's worse because Melissa Etheridge is on the speakers.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Its a flower with sprinkle shits around it.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Miss lick-a-lot from the peni palace.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Sir lick-a-lot of the kitty kingdom.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Hes afraid of the pussy.
John
Posted by: Clapsadl

Its an Arielle sandwich.
John
Posted by: Clapsadl

These need to be washed out, they have dried blowjob on the bottom.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

As long as I get to wear pretty blue.
Dell
Posted by: Clapsadl

You are in utica where everything goes to shit.
Krista
Posted by: Clapsadl

Did I hurt you or was that weird?
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Something is poking her in the ass and you are way over here so I dont know what it is
Skye
Posted by: Clapsadl

I've got blowjob on my face.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Someone button up my pants.
Skye
Posted by: Clapsadl

If you dont love my pixy stick you dont love me
Skye
Posted by: Clapsadl

Im racist against pixy sticks
Liz
Posted by: Clapsadl

Oh I want to vibrate, can I be a vibrator
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Why do my parties always end in the possibilites of death?
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Who asked you for your opinion Mr. Skinny? - Arielle to Clapsadl
Mr. Skinny. It's better than Mr. Clean I guess.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Drugs do a lot to a person's mental state.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

I almost wonder if I should say, You make me horny to make her feel better. (about Jessie)
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

All my friends are here, and we're all trashed. Life is great.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Oh wow, I just got bumped by an ass.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

She scratched my nose and it felt divine (about Sherry).
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

I don't want boobs. You have boobs enough for the both of us.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Man boobs go squish. - Arielle to Jessie
Yes, that's why I have the best of both worlds.
Jesse
Posted by: Clapsadl

Now if you can go shot for shot with God, that's a bit more impressive.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Deny me and I get bitchy.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

But you know what. You're so lovely. (to Jesse)
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

One more shot and I'll be all good. I can screw all night, and it'll be even better.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

I'm a sexy wet hispanic.
Jesse
Posted by: Clapsadl

God is never drunk.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

It's the wrong time of the month to check. - Sherry
Check next week.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

We're like the frickin' geek power rangers.
Erik
Posted by: Clapsadl

What flavor am I? Chocolate?
Erik
Posted by: Clapsadl

Girl talk is very very emotional.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

They're over there giggling. I don't trust that.
Krista
Posted by: Clapsadl

Hey, they can be dirty as long as they're quiet.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

When in doubt, bite it off. - Jesse
Yeah, I had a girlfriend who used to do that.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

I was just talking to God. It's gonna take me a little while to get back in the sleazy mode.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

I'd bounce you back and forth, but you'd impale my coochi snorcher on the bedpost.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

I'd kiss you, but you'd think I was weird (to Krista).
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

That was a whole lot of twitching. -Krista
Yeah it felt good.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

I only do that when I'm drunk. -Clapsadl
Want another one?
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

What's my name again? Oh yeah. Sexy bitch.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

I'd rather chew my arm off than fuck you.
Jesse
Posted by: Clapsadl

Do you know how many times you said the word fuck in your story? -Erik
Yeah. - Jesse
39.
Erik
Posted by: Clapsadl

If i was a lesbian id be the best lesbian in the world.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Thats a little much for my drunken ass.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Ya wanna fuck wit me i'll fuck wit you, dont take that literally cause that aint.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

God says hide under a pillow.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Group wants more vomiting? What more do they want of me.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

God must go back and bitch slap somebody.
Krista
Posted by: Clapsadl

She gave me spaghetti-o's heated it up, handed it to me, and said eat and be well. One of the reasons that Krista is God.
Jessie.
Posted by: Clapsadl

Who did what to the mustard in the conservatory.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Turn around the spoon its not that big.
Erik
Posted by: Clapsadl

Are you combing it or beating it.
Erik
Posted by: Clapsadl

Look, touch it, its gummy and sticky, I wonder what kinda of milk they used.
Erik
Posted by: Clapsadl

Please read this statement and be amazed!
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Oh, I open up!!!
Clappy
Posted by: Clapsadl

I love parabolas!!!
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Short people have short people disease.
Erik
Posted by: Clapsadl

You're not the shit under the carpet you're the dust bunny under the bed.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

I want to see the exit wounds before they get bitching rights.
Krista
Posted by: Clapsadl

You're evil, but you're so good at it.
Clappy
Posted by: Clapsadl

I can't believe it's not butter lube.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

You're just figuring this out. I'm so sorry for you.
Erik
Posted by: Clapsadl

Labella said "what" 61 times in a 75 minute class.
Erik
Posted by: Clapsadl

Thats marijuana logic.
Erik
Posted by: Clapsadl

Dont give me that look like I just sodomized you.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

This has been a test of the Erik Broadcasting system, its only a test.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Then freaking masterbate.
Erik
Posted by: Clapsadl

Hello, welcome to the salsa. (to clapsadl while opening the fridge)
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Thats a new development. (opening Dots box containing pizza)
Arielle.
Posted by: Clapsadl

That girl wont have an original idea standing up, she is better on her back.
Sherry.
Posted by: Clapsadl

Gyno, what a cute name for such a terrible experience.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Its my goal to vomit on her at least once.
Krista
Posted by: Clapsadl

Dont take up what i do, thats not cool.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Its just another chapter in our screwed up reality.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

It was bitch over the summer and now its duchebag.
Erik
Posted by: Clapsadl

Its a bad omen when a mortician says see you later.
Sherry.
Posted by: Clapsadl

Please wait, death is loading.
www.deathiscoming.com
Posted by: Clapsadl

Like I want death going in and out of my hole.
Skye
Posted by: Clapsadl

I'm looking for sex toys goddamn it.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

I havent had a good one in a long time then.
Skye.
Posted by: Clapsadl

I saw this guy with AIDS Syndrome put his pin number in an ATM Machine.
Skye
Posted by: Clapsadl

I am the queen of suckageville.
Cheryl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Drag me into your sick little world and see what it gets you.
Krista
Posted by: Clapsadl

I tried saran wrap, it just moves too much.
Skye.
Posted by: Clapsadl

Who let the jugs out, doh, doh, doh.
The Simpsons
Posted by: Clapsadl

This is utica, the weather gods have A.D.D, didnt you know that.
Krista
Posted by: Clapsadl

I heard the clink clink clink and I thought the balls were falling out of your ass. (to Mark)
Campus Security Officer
Posted by: Clapsadl

Ah, I've been creamed.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Its not too big and its not too wide
and hes slammin hard but hes not inside
theres no shame in my game, its my dad you can blame
its a small small wang.

Its a small dick after all
its a small dick after all

Oh you gotta baby dick and it looks like a stick
its a small small dick.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Fine all I am is a big penis to You. (to Arielle)
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

We out screw you so there.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Your a quack head.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

If it were longer I could probably tie it in a knot; maybe thats why they dont make them longer.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

I like this Clapsadl doll, he stays right where you put him.
Mark
Posted by: Clapsadl

Its not my life, its office life.
Corinn
Posted by: Clapsadl

Hey wait a minute, I feel something in your pants!
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Oh shit, I wet my pants.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Ive got 2 hands!!
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

That's just a buttery, there's no nipple involved
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

I WANT IT NOW, I WANT IT NOW! GIMME GIMME GIMME!!
ARIELLE
Posted by: Clapsadl

ok well you can still portake in the eeespecialties ya know.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

You tease my nipple, and then you dont do nothin about it!
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

What???? lick my ass then we'll ber friends?!?
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Oh yeah, you can grab the port warst man.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

oh yeah, we get a three wim.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

He shed my nia nit wieght.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Your mouth tastes like a buttery nipple.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Im sorry, I was about to bite your tongue but I.....
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Your going to have to bend over to lick that, your drippin!
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Lets take a-----WHY DID YOU LICK HIS FACE?!?
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Make me a few more sliperry nipples and u'll be slippery.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Glitter on my nose and nipples in my hair, where will it end.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Shes on my lap, shes inbetween your legs- i dont know.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

My head couldnt keep up with your bouncing.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Must have sex with something.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

I think I can handle a big slippery nipple.
My Baby
Posted by: Clapsadl

Now i'm all excited, I want a slippery nipple.
Jessie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Now it's all wet!!!
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

I can't my lips are too tight. (about whistling)
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

I don't like your balls they treat me like crap. (whilst playing pool)
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Sit down and I will acknowledge you later (to steph).
Mark
Posted by: Clapsadl

Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
So feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
We will flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be
In Nomeni Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
Boondock Saints
Posted by: Clapsadl

I HAVE NO SHAME.
Mark
Posted by: Clapsadl

Someone pull My Pants up please.
Mark
Posted by: Clapsadl

Is the pool table empty? I want to put my cock on it and have every one smoke it.
Mark
Posted by: Clapsadl

That would have been good if your cock was empty.
Steph
Posted by: Clapsadl

Aw man my screen is all blury.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Ive just jerked off in your supple ass.
Mark
Posted by: Clapsadl

Everytime you kiss we have to sex.
Stephanie
Posted by: Clapsadl

Dont bet me money, I know where it goes (about betting on porn).
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Arr, would you like to see my wooden leg?
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Pulling balls out of your ass huh?
Campus Safety Officer
Posted by: Clapsadl

Blow my trumpet. Let's make music!
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

The great thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from.
PCguide.com
Posted by: Clapsadl

Did you say butt waffle?
Unknown
Posted by: Clapsadl

Planet hump-a-lot.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Actaully cookie monster wrote it first and Limp Bizkit copied it.
Mark
Posted by: Clapsadl

He said superfreak.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Its a cash ass.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Squooooooshed.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

It's an inanimate piece of shit. (speaking of toasters)
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

Goddamn english fucking language.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

And please, I beg of you, whether you're writing porn or erotica, don't ever use phrases like 'pulsing love stick.'
Unknown
Posted by: Clapsadl

Men are like slinkys, they are fun to watch fall down stairs
Corinn
Posted by: Clapsadl

I didnt call you fragile, I called you pregnant. - Clapsadl
I would give up my baby to kick your ass -Skye
Wow, that officially makes you white trash, even if you arent white.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

I'm the pot smoker, I can do this!
Skye
Posted by: Clapsadl

Do LSD, it'll make your girlfriend look pretty.
Mark
Posted by: Clapsadl

Go-go gadget pussy.
Mark
Posted by: Clapsadl

A puppet hit on me today.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

When where how hard.
Shannon
Posted by: Clapsadl

Add the dreams, subtract the pajamas, divide the legs, and hope it happens again the next day.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Does your site require windows?
Cheryl
Posted by: Clapsadl

It smells like floor cleaner but its good (lemon coke.)
Mark
Posted by: Clapsadl

I bet you havent had an Irish sausage.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

You arent drenched you are just mildly lubricated.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Dont mind my weiner waiving in the breeze here. (looking at a limp hot dog)
Mark
Posted by: Clapsadl

shes the worst kind of whore, she doesnt even put out.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

This society is a bunch of idiots.
Futurama
Posted by: Clapsadl

Id tell you not to quit your day job but you suck at that too.
Bender, futurama
Posted by: Clapsadl

Its not having what you want, its wanting what you got.
Sheryl Crow, Soak Up The Sun
Posted by: Clapsadl

Not sad in a sad way but more in a happy way.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

You can cram a lot in a sandwitch bag.
Steph
Posted by: Clapsadl

Death was one thing, but women made him nervous.
Soul Asylum String of Pearls
Posted by: Clapsadl

Make God first and he will blow your mind on a daily basis -- without a hangover!
The Surfer Bible
Posted by: Clapsadl

You sound terrible, like a big black dude.
Skye
Posted by: Clapsadl

Fuck you and your little ass dick.
Skye
Posted by: Clapsadl

I have 2 sexual sides, one that likes girls and another that really likes girls.
Undressed
Posted by: Clapsadl

Sex is one of the 9 reasons for reincarnation, the other 8 are unimportant.
Henry Miller.
Posted by: Clapsadl

I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands.
Dudley Moore
Posted by: Clapsadl

April and I both spend so much time on the computers that it seems sometimes it infects every aspect of our lives. I was in her office the other day and got to scratching her back. She said, "No, not there. Scroll down."
Ray of Joke-A-Day
Posted by: Clapsadl

Call it "UC under the covers", it'll be a big hit on NBC.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

The day when Pepsi makes an alcoholic beverage is the day when I acknowdelge the existence of God.
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

Remember that 10 and 11 inch cocks are EXTREMELY rare. Well they are extremely rare when measured in normal inches, but extremely common when measured in internet inches.
www.lpsg.org
Posted by: Clapsadl

We could buy all sorts of higher educational appliances with that money.
King of the hill.
Posted by: Clapsadl

All I ever wanted was to find someone who loved me like I loved them. And you know something, it was nice to find it but it was fake. A minor distraction to reality.
Arielle
Posted by: Clapsadl

All we can ever do is tell the one you love that you love them before you go to bed and hope that you wake up the next day.
Mark
Posted by: Clapsadl

Some people say "everything happens for a reason" , I say "who cares what the reason is as long as it happens".
Clapsadl
Posted by: Clapsadl

THE END