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| WARNING! Quotes below may be offensive, lewd, indecent, vexing, funny, or otherwise. If you believe you may be offended by something posted here please read no further. Because you suck. |
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| That's not love. That's creepy breathing. | |
| ~Sarah S | No Comments |
| 12/17/2011 9:55:30 pm Posted by Wei | Add Comment |
| Chris: i'm so full I can't even have this tooth pick in my mouth, there's mint on it. | |
| ~Wei | No Comments |
| 12/03/2011 1:50:22 am Posted by Wei | Add Comment |
| Friends should be able to talk about Irritable Bowel Syndrome... | |
| ~Wei | No Comments |
| 09/18/2011 12:30:45 am Posted by Wei | Add Comment |
| Friend: You know what Wei? I think I'm maturing as a person. Wei: Oh~ Really? Why? How so? Friend: Well... I used to be very into boobs, but now... I'm into butts too! | |
| ~Wei | No Comments |
| 03/13/2011 9:15:15 pm Posted by Wei | Add Comment |
| Ayaka: daddy, where is my cake? Daddy: it's in my wallet! =( | |
| ~Wei | Comments: 1 |
| 03/19/2010 10:56:30 pm Posted by Wei | Add Comment |
| I wonder what they did with my snowman's other two balls. | |
| ~Megan | Comments: 1 |
| 02/28/2010 4:04:15 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| How the fuck in god's butthole did they get together? | |
| ~Rob | No Comments |
| 02/20/2010 10:43:13 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| His ball fell out clapsadl. | |
| ~Skye | No Comments |
| 02/20/2010 8:21:31 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| Your sticky stuff needs to be eaten | |
| ~Skye | No Comments |
| 02/20/2010 8:20:51 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| Its the asian version of Jerry McGuire. | |
| ~Clappy | Comments: 2 |
| 02/20/2010 6:52:11 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| Wow, you're licking me, I'm eating you, and shes playing with us, boy. | |
| ~Clappy | Comments: 1 |
| 02/02/2010 7:56:23 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| "Hold on, I'm visualizing in my head" -Jeremy "I'm visualizing my butt." -Clappy "What an asshole." | |
| ~Natalie | Comments: 1 |
| 12/31/2009 10:42:39 pm Posted by Natalie | Add Comment |
| I ignore women and children. | |
| ~Jeremy Gibbs | No Comments |
| 12/31/2009 10:39:19 pm Posted by Natalie | Add Comment |
| I had a yuenling, and a carrot top, and a bud light line. | |
| ~Jeremy Gibbs | Comments: 1 |
| 09/08/2009 1:14:11 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| This is huge. Fusillo HUGE!! | |
| ~James | No Comments |
| 07/31/2009 10:53:24 pm Posted by Wei | Add Comment |
| My brain said more than my face did. | |
| ~Clappy | Comments: 1 |
| 07/24/2009 9:13:46 am Posted by Natalie | Add Comment |
| What? Did she challenge herself to put on her dress with one hand and her teeth? | |
| ~Wei | No Comments |
| 07/10/2009 1:58:16 am Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| So if oral sex isn't sex, why don't you come back to my place with me an not have sex. | |
| ~Clappy | No Comments |
| 05/19/2009 9:11:30 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| We're all ex-whores. | |
| ~Natalie | Comments: 1 |
| 05/19/2009 4:20:59 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| Friend: You can see my Japanese couple neighbor doing it through my kitchen window. Wei: ooh~ that's free porn! Everybody: LOL Wei: Well... it's not like there's not enough free porn on the Internet, but this is streaming LIVE and no buffering!! | |
| ~Wei | Comments: 2 |
| 05/16/2009 9:54:04 pm Posted by Wei | Add Comment |
| I got cock blocked by Jesus tonight. | |
| ~Aaron Crandal | Comments: 1 |
| 05/08/2009 9:41:05 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| I need to shock my top. | |
| ~Jeremy Gibbs | Comments: 1 |
| 04/25/2009 12:21:43 am Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| "Should I be concerned that a personals website sent me my own profile, and that it was only a 72% match?" ~Natalie "That means you can't even masturbate. You don't like yourself enough." | |
| ~Clappy | No Comments |
| 04/12/2009 7:12:26 pm Posted by Natalie | Add Comment |
| Does it look like that lamb is ready to take it from behind - Erin That gives a whole new meaning to "stuffed animal". | |
| ~Clappy | Comments: 1 |
| 02/28/2009 9:59:53 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| Thats like softcore cuddleing. | |
| ~Clappy | Comments: 1 |
| 02/28/2009 12:25:50 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| Tuna is ok, tuna salad is bad! | |
| ~Clappy | Comments: 1 |
| 02/27/2009 1:05:45 am Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| I knew this guy from Africa, whats that STD? Gonorrhea, yeah, he was from Ghana. | |
| ~Jeremy Gibbs | No Comments |
| 02/22/2009 12:49:10 am Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| She had a strap on ass cheek | |
| ~Jeremy Gibbs | Comments: 1 |
| 02/21/2009 11:53:08 pm Posted by Wei | Add Comment |
| Strap on *clap* *clap* | |
| ~Natalie | No Comments |
| 02/21/2009 11:51:55 pm Posted by Wei | Add Comment |
| There's no such thing as coincidences except for hitting two dears at once! | |
| ~Wei | Comments: 1 |
| 02/21/2009 11:01:57 pm Posted by Wei | Add Comment |
| I'm a lesbian and I can drive a stick. | |
| ~Natalie | No Comments |
| 02/21/2009 10:44:11 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| You know you've had too much to drink when your shot glasses start talking to you. | |
| ~Clappy | Comments: 2 |
| 01/24/2009 9:48:23 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| "Let me know when you're ready to go down." | |
| ~Melissa Foote | Comments: 1 |
| 12/18/2008 1:30:30 pm Posted by Natalie | Add Comment |
| Its like washing your legs with your socks on. | |
| ~Nijaz | Comments: 1 |
| 12/09/2008 5:21:14 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| Is that a boner? Yeah, I'm still not gonna fuck you. | |
| ~Skye | No Comments |
| 11/11/2008 9:02:23 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| I can't reward them for being ass-munches | |
| ~Derek | No Comments |
| 10/27/2008 1:13:45 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| "It's like warm goodness in a pan." | |
| ~Melissa Foote | No Comments |
| 10/16/2008 8:02:17 pm Posted by Natalie | Add Comment |
| If you need a place to rest your head I've found a spot. | |
| ~Dave Wade | No Comments |
| 10/09/2008 11:33:07 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| The things you'll say when you're drunk and have a dick up your ass. | |
| ~Dave Wade | No Comments |
| 10/09/2008 11:32:41 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| What are you eating? - Clappy My deformed balls - Jeremy I thought you didn't like gay porn. | |
| ~Natalie | No Comments |
| 08/09/2008 9:40:32 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| ...dildo. Thats what I think of when I see Natalie. | |
| ~Christina | No Comments |
| 08/09/2008 9:01:47 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| That movie made me homosexual. | |
| ~James | Comments: 1 |
| 08/08/2008 8:35:25 am Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| I'd sleep with her, even if she is a republican. | |
| ~Natalie | No Comments |
| 07/03/2008 8:58:47 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| I fuck for bosnians. | |
| ~Natalie | No Comments |
| 07/03/2008 8:57:36 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| "There's a little captain in me." ~Clappy "I want to swab the deck." | |
| ~Dale | No Comments |
| 06/05/2008 10:44:41 pm Posted by Natalie | Add Comment |
| "She gives love a bad name." ~Clappy "Yeah, but she gives masterbation a good name." | |
| ~Natalie | No Comments |
| 06/05/2008 10:42:11 pm Posted by Natalie | Add Comment |
| I'm so proud of my condom! | |
| ~Dale | No Comments |
| 05/31/2008 11:40:47 pm Posted by Natalie | Add Comment |
| Do gay people eat at The Queen Diner? | |
| ~Clappy | Comments: 1 |
| 05/26/2008 9:46:41 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| Insatiable, look it up in a dictionary, her picture is next to it - and shes naked. | |
| ~Clappy | Comments: 2 |
| 05/20/2008 1:17:34 pm Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
| Those damn bisexuals. I really believe that they're just greedy. - Natalie I know, its like they want their cake and eat it and fuck it too. | |
| ~Clappy | Comments: 1 |
| 05/18/2008 1:48:03 am Posted by Clappy | Add Comment |
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